Attempt on my life.

[revenantx]

My roommate Lee literally tried to kill me at about 3am. Tried to crush my throat with his bare hands. I just barely got away alive. I'm not gonna say much more about it at this point... you can message me for details if you like... just wanted to let everyone know that I'm alright, although my throat is considerably messed up. They could only lock

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[revenantx]

I have the worst taste in roommates. Obviously, I mean, I lived with your pantywaist brother for god knows how long.

[permafried]

hrm...better luck next time?

;P

[revenantx]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You want a piece of me you fuckin' douche?

[revenantx]

Wait, no, of course you don't want a piece of me. You can't handle it. All you can ever do is talk a bunch of weakass shit from a safe distance.

[anonymous]

Shit man. Glad to hear you're ok though. Take care. x

Kielo

[anonymous]

¡Eso es lo que merece la espuma como usted!

[revenantx]

su mama.