Well I had a rather cool night my young droogs. Most of the performances blew nuts all around but there were two that stood out among others. Happy Days came off fairly well...James shakin like mad was pretty funny but then a few minutes afterwards came my skit...Mr Death. Hargan and I owned that one pretty well...got some major laughs with the ( Read more... )

wow im a jackass...nevermind....ok it is the fifth....im looking around and I figured it out...could have sworn it was the 6th.....but whatever...later

Ok I just noticed something....the dates on these jokers are wrong...My last update was on the sixth...like 2 minutes ago...it says the 3rd...im pissed....haha o well
ill fix it

Well hullo again to all of you my droogs and loyal followers. I sit here this lovely, wet afternoon trying to convey a sense of utter and complete disappointment from last night. Last night was a show at Uncommon Grounds that I went to with a friend of mine and it was hell in there. No real friends to speak of. No good music. Not many people I knew ( Read more... )

I sit before you, a sore man. Beaten, sore, tired, exhausted, expended, spent, exfoliated, creamed, sugared and baked, I lean on the brink of collapse. Or not really but it hurts like hell. Green tea heals all though. Arranging band practice is harder than an old man snorting viagra I swear...there are always difficulties. Sorry about the random ( Read more... )

Well here I am now announcing to you that I am now reborn into what I like to call the Cynical Shrew. A shrew in itself is a whiny bitch, hence someone like the DK fucker. But o the cynical shrew is another entirely different and understandably far more fun creature. We cynics feel it as our duty to scrutinize everything then voice the fact that we ( Read more... )

Well my little droogs, it has seemed that your rather mortified and humble narrator has fallen into a bit of an emotional slump in what would otherwise be called an alright day. The day started out kind of typically, what with waking up at the unholy hour of 5 in the morning and then having to dress in fully suit and tie before heading out the door ( Read more... )

Well hello to those that might read my words in an attempt to understand my current lif eand feelings! As this is my first entry I will of course be introducing myself as none other than the immortal slut himself Drake. Today I will tell you a little story about the weekend I have jsut gone through. First day, friday. Friday was a complete and ( Read more... )