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[reverendjmg]

THE BED IS ASSEMBLED. It's this nice big bastion of hygiene with its four feet each in its own cup of poison. I'm dying to climb on it, but am holding back until I'm wearing thoroughly washed in the hottest water possible clothes. No eggs will get on this bed, no, and the area of CLEAN AND SAFE will spread across my room until I have no more

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[sorcerygenius]

Man, me too. Although I think he'd get all pointy and bitey.

I also approve of your bed of cleanliness. Sometimes I have to just turn around and walk out of our apartment kitchen so that I don't go ahead and cleanse it with fire.

[reverendjmg]

Fiery kitchens are not so good for the baking of things involving flour, oil, and other combustibles.

[sorcerygenius]

Hmm. Good point.