Once upon a time there was a platypus named Jim. Now this was not your ordinary platypus, oh no. Jim was a Super Platypus. Thats right, he could fly and shoot lasers from his eyeballs. One day Jim decided to go to the city. Here, Jim would have to face a feat so large, that the giant iguana Philis would consider it a palm tree above him. once
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JUST KIDDING! you guys are my boys! even if i do bite and slap on occasion, ya so remember that one time at athens when i slaped kates boob REALLY hard! yeah ok that was neat.
but seriously guys...whats with all the cray cray stories?!
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the stories were born out of bordem and i really like writing random shit like that
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that was about 888909102309374737439 times worse than the Andy Milonakis show.
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Im sorry. cant do it.
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