Burning Questions - Sick and Cranky Edition

[reverendspork]

1. Remember Simon and the Land of Chalk Drawings? I wonder what he's drawing now? I worry that the Land of Chalk Drawings is a seriously fucked-up place now. I'm thinking a mix of Grand Theft Auto and Fritz the Cat. In chalk

Comments

[sterno]

1) I think you might get high watching something like that...

2) She wants to figure out where it all went wrong...

3) Because it makes the women who watch those shows feel sane and well adjusted.

4) Yes on both counts

5) I'd wish for more wishes... wait... what was that middle part again?

6) Depends on how bored I am

7) Broadly speaking or narrowly speaking?

8) You aren't the boss of me!

[anonymous]

1. Whatever he's drawing now, it probably looks like low-rent anime. Kids don't draw anything else these days.
2. Well. Sounds like someone has something to hide! Now I'll just have to do MORE digging!
3. Because we're not them, but our friends might be.
4. No. "In sickness and in health" be damned.
5. My luck, probably something from the DMV. Actually, that might keep me from crashing so many cars in the next life.
6. No.
7. Secretly.
8. Make me.

Wife

[raepillow]

Burning Questions has definitely not lost its place. Even if I don't reply (which I normally don't) I find them hilarious, compose answers in my head, and read other people's answers.

Please don't stop posting them.