Shit, shit everywhere!

[reverse_will]

I swear, I have never seen so much shit as I have the last 10 hours. That's "shit" as in literal "shit" by the way. Sorry if this post is disgusting, but it's not really all that graphic =P Then again, I am a nurse and don't get disgusted much anymore (and am eating breakfast as I write =D).

First, BOTH of my patients I had last night were

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[robotron_5000]

Yowzers! :-o
I thought that Nurses, you know, primary duty was to take blood pressure and things, in sparkly clean wards!

Well, maybe not, but good going for putting up with it! :-)

[reverse_will]

Well, that too, but us nurses are multi-talented. We're also Professional Butt-Wipers (c)!

[auryn24]

LOL....CODE BROWN nights SUCK

Last week I was trying to explain C. diff shit to a friend. I told her it was basically strangely colored shit (greenish or so) that looks like it had a raw egg mixed up in it and one cracked over it. LOL. And the smell....ugh

4 weeks ago, 4 of my 7 patients were in for gastroenteritis. Fun fun...guess who ends up with the shits the following week???

*HUGS*

[reverse_will]

Hopefully I think mine was just from eating basically a goddamn carton of eggs with mayo =P