yoked plowbeast, ridge rannet, blitz hellion, cliffrunner behemoth, paleoloth, megalonoth, mosstodon, flameblast dragon, spearbreaker behemoth, cavern thocter, jungleweaver, rockcaster platoon, rakeclaw gargantuan, incurable ogre, mycoid shepherd, sigiled behemoth, enlisted wurm, vagrant plowbeasts, kranioceros, beacon behemoth, beactl hunt pride, ( Read more... )

I got in a debate with a friend over the importance of phospholipids in cell membranes and it led me to discover thishttp://www.america.gov/st/env-english/2009/February/20090209140438adkcilerog0.1825983.html?CP.rss=true

F: Daddy, what's a vestibule?
M: abandon all hope ye who enter here
M: that's what I think of
M: before anatomy
M: the sentiment might be appropriate in both contexts

Click to view

this was edited in when frank is animating rocky :-P

they did a short about a kinky girl with dildos and then she went to an S&M club in the skit set to disney songs like "part of your world" and "be our guest" it was really funny

Dear Mr. Craig, We've been following your career for quite some time now, and we've decided to make you an offer. We know that you are currently employed as a copywriter, but we feel that you have endless talent in the field of murder. We believe that with a little practice you could become the next Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer -- who knows, even a ( Read more... )

If you haven't heard the good news yet, WynTech won the lawsuit brought against us by Mrs. Fionnula Jeter regarding our Silmaril diet aid. We successfully proved in a court of law that ( Read more... )

jump rope x 2500 = good workout and good way to stay awake! gotta stay positive :)

Jen: I saw The Road the other day
Jen: there was no dead baby
Jen: what a gyp
Matt: that's terrible
Matt: you mean you had to eat theater popcorn?
Jen: lol

Click to view