American Anti-Lion Security is supreme in the world.

[revj]

I don't travel as much as some, but I have been bouncing around enough in the last few months that I feel confident to assert that our Anti-Lion efforts in our airports is by far the best in the world. At no time have I been concerned about lion attacks while in an American airport because I am confident that the technology and mechanisms employed

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[railwaymadness]

Oh man are you ever not kidding. Last week I was at the Canadian border and for srs I am sure I saw at least five lions hiding in the bushes waiting to make their move. That cheerful border guard didn't stand a chance, so we motored off as quickly as possible to avoid being mentally scarred by witnessing the carnage.

[revj]

CANADIANS. That's all you gots to say.

Our neighbors to the north are foolishly trusting in their chilly climate to keep Lions away. Don't they understand that LIONS don't respect such things? A Lion, by definition, is an inhuman creature dedicated to mauling and devouring Americans.

FACT: Canadia has never suffered a tragic LION ATTACK so they don't understand in the same way that Americans do that LIONS ARE OUT THERE and they are SNEAKY and MURDEROUS.

FACT: America has never suffered a tragic LION ATTACK due to our ceaseless vigilance and anti-Lion programs.

Canadia owes us a debt- we have been sheltering them under our umbrella of LION-SECURITY for quite some time. They need to step up their efforts and join us in this fight as equal partners for the good of the North American continent.