A piece of poetry oh-noetry entitled Sleeping Positions

[revokethygift]

Sleeping Positions

Comments

[kat316]

yeah that's weird, my brother sleeps on his stomach too! i don't know how people could do that, that would fucking killlll my neck. usually i sleep on my side too but i have to push the pillow all the way to the base of my neck because it hurts, and i flip over often too. yeahyeahyeah, sleeping on your stomach would be hard. i think ive done it once or twice but only after waking up in the morning and going back to sleep. sleeping positions are interesting to consider!

[revokethygift]

Fo sho!
And I guess that means we shouldn't sleep together. Because I would flop one way and you would flip the other and then we would be a jumbled mess of bodies and arms and legs. :(

[kat316]

hahah but in a way aint that appealing after all
EH?!

[inkiness]

i either sleep on my stomach or my side. i don't think it's uncomfortable at all. (you turn your head to the side so you don't die.) sleeping on your back though, that's really uncomfortable.

[revokethygift]

Hmm. I wonder how our bodies decide these things.

[sazeracs]

i sleep, like, halfway between my side and my back.

and i love your ohnoetry, dear.

[revokethygift]

Yeah, that's kind of what I do.
And thank you!

[oregonlia]

this is the reason we are best friends miller. honestly...i would pay to see you recite this piece. it is A quality. and i sleep on my stomach and I DO HAVE BOOBS. they are little..but still! it just seems to work for me. and i like the part about pam in here.

[revokethygift]

I think my boobs are smaller than yours, Junior.
But hey--whatever works for you!

[whichwayisdown]

Hey missy, you should put that in the poetry-ohnoetry community.

And because you definitely care, I fall asleep on my side and wake up on my back always.

[revokethygift]

What an astute observation.
Odd.