On the twelfth day of Christmas,
revolutionary__ sent to me...
Twelve sizzuhs teasing
Eleven stars writing
Ten computers a-cooking
Nine cameras coloring
Eight thunderstorms a-pudding
Seven cartoons a-singing
Six musicals a-drawing
Five bu-u-u-ubble baths
Four varga girls
Three pet monkeys
Two scott grimes
...and an intelligence in an airborne infantry.