Britney Spears' crotch gave me a virus!!
Okay, I'm very annoyed. I just got my new laptop for my birthday and it's already got a virus! Why? Because my farking cousins are complete nitwits! I let them check their emails on my lappy while I went to catch dinner. Tasty cows. *burp!* Well, when I returned, I saw a big plastering of Mrs. Spears vaginal area on my screen and there were my cousins, giggling like chimps. I completely lost it. I said to them point blank, 'WHAT THE F****!!!! GET THAT CRAP OFF OF MY COMPUTER!! IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT HOOMAN PRONZ, JAKOB HAS A WHOLE CABINET OF IT HIDDEN FROM MY DAD BEHIND THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER!!' Needless to say, I didn't help out my little brother any with that statement, but I was angry! And he ate up my Count Chocula! So...I got a Trojan. Very appropriate. I'm going to work on the compy and get it back into condition and I'll try to get back online sometime. Loves to you all.