Comments | revyourengines: first shot

revyourengines

first shot

Apr 30, 2010 00:34

[There is deep, heavy breathing, as if the person on the phone is in the middle of some kind of meditation. After a moment, she speaks.]

Okay.

I dunno who you are. I dunno where I am. I dunno how you got me here, or why, or who the smiling alpha bitch in these pictures is, because it sure as hell ain't me.

What I do know is that I'm hungover, ( Read more... )

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katto_katto April 30 2010, 04:45:38 UTC

In what manner?

revyourengines April 30 2010, 05:09:35 UTC

How would you prefer?

katto_katto April 30 2010, 05:43:09 UTC

Oh, I'm not the one who brought you here. I'm just rather fond of the spectacle of delicious violence.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 14:29:17 UTC

Oh, gee, mister, sorry for the mix-up! I'd never want to hurt anyone but the one guy!

Oh wait no yes I fucking would.

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beatssuperpaper April 30 2010, 06:23:59 UTC

Oh, this is going to be interesting.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 14:29:57 UTC

You bet your ass it is. What are you, ten? Well, I guess you wouldn't be the first kid I've shot.

beatssuperpaper April 30 2010, 20:33:18 UTC

You do have rage issues, it seems.

As for your age guess, naturally you are quite wrong. You would have to multiply that with ten several times to approach a more realistic number.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 20:44:49 UTC

Bullshit.

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weaponsparked April 30 2010, 10:05:33 UTC

Good luck with that.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 14:30:55 UTC

Don't give me that sarcastic bullshit, cocksucker. Show yourself like a man and maybe I won't aim for the crotch. No promises.

weaponsparked April 30 2010, 20:36:53 UTC

Right. Because I know who you are, or where you are, and, before you ask or threaten me again, no I'm not the one in charge. His name is Grady.

Just a side note... you're not the only one stuck here.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 21:19:00 UTC

Grady, huh? Got it. I don't really care about other captives, just as long as I can get outta here.

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heartstar_blues April 30 2010, 11:11:34 UTC

☠☠☠☠, some of us are hungover too and don't need this in the morning...

Welcome to ☠☠☠☠ Mayfield...

revyourengines April 30 2010, 14:31:29 UTC

Aw, did I give you a headache? TOO DAMN BAD.

Talk. Now.

heartstar_blues April 30 2010, 15:14:23 UTC

What the ☠☠☠☠ do you think I'm doing?

Let me guess, you're new to the whole being kidnapped. That or you like to hear yourself ☠☠☠☠.

revyourengines April 30 2010, 21:46:31 UTC

This ain't the first time I've been kidnapped, and it probably won't be the last. This definitely takes the cake for the weirdest kidnapping, though.

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