Welcome to the life of a hardcore rock and roll vixen ( Read more... )

[A Geology Professor drones on...]

Student: Slatey cleavage. Not your cleavage, the rock's cleavage. Not the wrestler's cleavage, the geologic substance comprised of one or more minerals. Although, I wouldn't mind slating your cleavage. Oh, wait, fourth wall.

[Alarmist runs on stage.]

Alarmist: DAMN YOU STANISLOVSKI!!!

Ya know, you've got to spend your money on something.

Hot fudge sundays are good.

Coffee is your savior.

That is all.

X-Men 3

Juggernaut. Oh my god yes! I love Juggs!

Secondly, in the comercial they show Wolveriene and Collosus standing next to each other. There had better be a "fast ball special".

I can't wait. It will be awesome!

That is all.

Things I remember when drunk ( Read more... )

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BOLONEY OR DEATH!!! I know no bologna sandwich meat ( Read more... )

I miss pogsThey were so round and wonderful. You'd hit them with a slammer, and they would scatter everywhere. Dude...I so wish they'd make a comeback. I might just have a tube of them laying around somewhere, down here, in this deep dark basement. I mean, the government hides some of it's secrets (akin to the ark of the covenent, but not that ( Read more... )

U of O fucked me in the ass ( Read more... )