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Something that cost $20
Something that cost $20 ( Read more... ) -
Fucking Chinese waterfowl
Fucking Chinese waterfowl ( Read more... ) -
Dishwashing gnomes
Dishwashing gnomes
An original fairy tale
Long ago and far away, during times that were simpler, darker, and generally more straightforward, all of the people were greatly happy. There was no war and no crime, the people, land, and animals were fertile, and all the people and animals lived in harmony as they should. Now, the chief difference ( Read more... ) -
My anticlimactic birthday
My anticlimactic birthday
or,
That's not my policy
Crystal made me a huge quantity of spaghetti with chicken breast last night. I felt badly because her birthday was Monday, and I didn't do anything for her. I did drop off a thank you card for her today to tell her how appreciative I was.
Next, I watched American Idol with Mathew, as usual. ( Read more... ) -
I am at work and am bored out of my mind
40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST!
1. What do you want for your Birthday?
This question was not planned. Ironically, it is my birthday today, so I have a readily available answer. I am in the market for a coffee maker, a bookshelf, and numerous books.
2. Who will be your next kiss?
Adeeb, when I get home. He's a cat.
3. When is ( Read more... ) -
Contrived a plan
Contrived a plan
or,
He's just readily available
As usual on Tuesday, I went to The Resort to watch tv with Mathew. It's so easy to hang out with him, after all. He has no job, no schoolwork, no obligations, and his other friends don't want to hang around him...he's just readily available.
I worked on Wednesday.
Thursday, I stopped in to see ( Read more... ) -
Day 1
Kevin’s black cruise
Day 1
Jeffrey went with me to the airport so that he could drive my car back. It was a mess. Some form of horrible sleet had coated everything, the winds were high, and it was raining. Just a great reminder of what I was about to get away from.
My flight was delayed by an hour. Then, we sat on the plane for about ( Read more... ) -
Black cruise
Black cruise
or,
Between me and myself
I just returned tonight from my black cruise. It would be nice if I had the ability to just throw my troubles aside for a brief period and just try to enjoy myself, but alas. My travel agent, who was part of our group, just IMed me and asked me if I regretted going. I guess it was obvious that I wasn't ( Read more... ) -
Melodramatic snatching
Melodramatic snatching
or,
I know you're Arabic
I'm feeling really overwhelmed. Here is my coping strategy: since I have so much to do, I'm doing none of it. I can't wait to go on my black cruise in two days, even though I know I'll be bringing my computer with me and doing stuff for school most every day. I don't have a choice.
I had burned a CD ( Read more... ) -
Huge pool of flab
Huge pool of flab
or,
That taillight
I wish I could just sleep in. I swear, this cruise couldn't be coming at a better time. I'm leaving a week from today, praise Allah. I'm going to sleep as much as I want, eat like there's no tomorrow, and sit out in the sun all day. Those are my secondary objectives. In theory, they'll help me achieve my ( Read more... )