Phalluses

[rexdart]

Today I went to the fertility festival in Inuyama, Japan. It is more commonly known as the penis festival.

It was good times, and filled to the brim with phallic imagery. Penis lollipops, hot dogs with the ends modified to look like the head of a penis, and, that old classic, chocolate covered bananas. And I'll be damned if those bananas, phallic

Comments

[zyllah9]

I love this. Love, love. You should make a career writing about phallus festivals.

Oh no. The Kenyon Nerd in me just wanted to make that "Phallus Phestivals." Oh god, why.

[rexdart]

I'm upset with myself for not thinking of "Phallus Phestivals" myself!