You fool! You can't reveal the Hokey-Pokey to foreigners! It is one of our most powerful weapons. Were it to fall into the wrong hands... Well, let's not dwell on that grim scenario.
Also, you should have business cards printed up that read:
Actually, my forays into Asia have taught me that all of the children there are ALREADY completely obsessed with the hokey pokey. I myself have witnessed more than one jazzy routine choreographed to this song. Now, I had thought that the hokey pokey was pretty clear in providing its OWN choreography, but the Asians usually know best so I accept their interpretations.
Brendan, if anyone could master the internet, it would be you. With the sheer power of your pectorals and that bulging thumb muscle.
Your adventures in Japan = fabulous. Keep 'em comin'.
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Also, you should have business cards printed up that read:
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Brendan, if anyone could master the internet, it would be you. With the sheer power of your pectorals and that bulging thumb muscle.
Your adventures in Japan = fabulous. Keep 'em comin'.
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