He's an oversexed hunchbacked shaman on his last day in the job. She's an enchanted wisecracking doctor from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
OF COURSE the albino gun-toting actor is grumpy-looking. He's in with the wrong crowd! I hope the vivacious one shows him the error of his ways. Psychically, of course.
OK, I tried the site and got this:
He's an underprivileged Amish filmmaker moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a chain-smoking paranoid snake charmer from Mars. They fight crime!
Is it wrong of me to want to write this as a Sam/Gene AU?
are you asking me this question?reynardinJune 28 2011, 15:34:13 UTC
because I am not known for offering restraint.... mostly.
and because I can see Sam in his hat looking all pitiful and underprivileged, just trying to make his films but constantly caught up in Town Troubles, and Gene in a green sequin'd number and a cigarette with his Mighty Martian Cobra. Talk about culture shock for poor Amish Filmmaker Sam. Think about the footage, though.....
Re: are you asking me this question?chamekkeJune 28 2011, 15:48:29 UTC
Our brains are clearly not wired QUITE the same way.
Because I was imagining Gene in a wide-awake hat and a gnome beard, gruffly helping people and snarling at them when they thank him. Whereas Sam has got Ray Walstonesque little green antennae that shoot up every time a snake says something disparaging about the Amish.
Re: are you asking me this question?reynardinJune 28 2011, 15:55:15 UTC
snakes are so pesky and disrespectful!! I'll bet their bad attitude makes Sam totally frustrated and worried, which he'll probably turn in on himself until he loses it an has an outburst in front of Gene - I'm sure Gene has no idea why Sam's getting all worked up, those bad snakes slither away out of view any time he's looking. And he calls himself a Snake Charmer. ha!
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Maybe she'd be happier if she quit the Screen Actor's Guild and joined the Film Actor's Guild...
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The fact that his underpants match her outfit fill me with joy. :D
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OK, I tried the site and got this:
He's an underprivileged Amish filmmaker moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a chain-smoking paranoid snake charmer from Mars. They fight crime!
Is it wrong of me to want to write this as a Sam/Gene AU?
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and because I can see Sam in his hat looking all pitiful and underprivileged, just trying to make his films but constantly caught up in Town Troubles, and Gene in a green sequin'd number and a cigarette with his Mighty Martian Cobra. Talk about culture shock for poor Amish Filmmaker Sam. Think about the footage, though.....
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Because I was imagining Gene in a wide-awake hat and a gnome beard, gruffly helping people and snarling at them when they thank him. Whereas Sam has got Ray Walstonesque little green antennae that shoot up every time a snake says something disparaging about the Amish.
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I'll bet their bad attitude makes Sam totally frustrated and worried, which he'll probably turn in on himself until he loses it an has an outburst in front of Gene - I'm sure Gene has no idea why Sam's getting all worked up, those bad snakes slither away out of view any time he's looking. And he calls himself a Snake Charmer. ha!
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