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[reynolds]

I just got a random thought I felt the need to throw out there.

My new icons make me look like a man whore. I really need to sober up and stop making out with random people, for Ashley at least. And also possibly my health.

That's all really.

Comments

[bieljessica]

Hi fatty.

[reynolds]

Hey whore. What's up?

[bieljessica]

Nothing much. I'm looking forward to Just Friends.

And Chris is the sexiest man alive, thanks.

[reynolds]

Me too.

You don't have to hide your true feelings Jessica.

[evanschris]

haha ew what a heffer.

[reynolds]

Keywords. That's all I have to say.

[ashley_olsen]

hahaha agreed.

and you are way hotter than chris evans

[reynolds]

I'll try to be better.

I know. Our hotness combined just devastates Chris and Jessica.

[nathan_fillion]

Hey, man. Just thought I'd stop by again and say hello. Haven't talked to you in ages.

[reynolds]

It has been a while. How are you?

[nathan_fillion]

I'm good. I was wondering if you'd even remember me. I see you've been busy, professionally and personally. Ashley Olsen? Well done!

By the way, the man whore look is a good one for you. Don't ever change.

[kreuklk]

Waiting was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a really long time. May I add you?

[reynolds]

How could I say no? I'll add you back.