Comments | rez_wanderer: Swallowing Small Ammounts of Saliva over a Long Period Of Time May Cause Death!

rez_wanderer

Jan 28, 2006 21:28

If you chew gum while peeling Darren Elliott then it will stop you from crying!
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Darren Elliott!
In Japan, Darren Elliott can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
About 100 people choke to death on Darren Elliott each ( Read more... )

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coulrophobic15 January 31 2006, 04:08:12 UTC

Ya know, I suppose I could say hi on here instead of posting a million comments on Emily's page... so HI!

rez_wanderer January 31 2006, 04:30:46 UTC

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coulrophobic15 January 31 2006, 04:32:02 UTC

You don't call me that!!!

rez_wanderer January 31 2006, 04:33:41 UTC

EAT IT AND LOVE IT!!!

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anonymous February 2 2006, 17:50:19 UTC

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rez_wanderer February 5 2006, 22:42:31 UTC

Lick My HAIRY TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!