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[rfiennes]

I am positively quivering with excitement at the thought of having someone pop the proverbial comment cherry once again. It's the main reason I'm here, not forgetting of course the obvious perks of women, alcohol and wank.

Right. I'm waiting.

Comments

[golden_boy]

POP!

*laughs* I'm sure I'm not who you wanted but...beggars can't be chosers.

[rfiennes]

I suppose I can allow it for the time being, Mr Gross, although I could pull technicalities and claim it's cancelled out by the fact you're already on the Friends List.

[golden_boy]

But, Mr. Fiennes, isn't it better a friend pop your cherry rather than a complete stranger?

[rfiennes]

To you, perhaps. Har har.

[clarke_mindy]

Hm, looks like someone popped the cherry before I could.

[rfiennes]

I am a firm believer that it is never too late for sloppy seconds.

[g_gershon]

It's nice to see you back again.

[rfiennes]

It's nice to be back again, Gina Gershon. Are those keywords sincere or did you choose them randomly?

[g_gershon]

I wanted to use a happy icon, so that's the one I chose. If I had to assign a dessert to the smile you give me, it'd be something kind of tart, like a cranberry scone.

[rfiennes]

While I'll admit "You give me this cranberry scone smile" would probably not fare well as far as coherency goes, I suppose I can comprehend the sentiment.

In any case. Hello. Here's to having an actual conversation this time around, yeah?

[zimbalist]

It's good to have you back. I missed you.

[rfiennes]

Julianne Moore, words are incapable of expressing the degree of longing and loneliness I feel when you are indeed not around.

[zimbalist]

Hmm... liar, but I love you anyway.

[rfiennes]

Your lack of confidence in me speaks volumes. Allow me to bugger off and weep openly for a few moments.

[m_gyllenhaal]

Ahem.