This is it. My baby. This is the only birthing process I ever want to be a part of.

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"The next time you go to the doctor, go ahead and bring in a stool sample. They might need it. Better go ahead and bring some for the dentist too."

-Jack Handey

I wore pink. By accident.

Allright chic ladies and dapper gentlemen, this is one of my very favorite "shopportunities" EVER- and it only comes round once a year...

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I'm addicted to sleep. And my brain will pull some creative tricks to keep me from getting up. I thought I gained the upper hand by placing my alarm clock on the other side of the room, so I have to get up and lurch across the cold floor to turn it off. But my brain sweetly whispers "just hit snooze, baby- 10 more minutes..." Now it's so bad I ( Read more... )

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You're fussing with your hair too much. Perhaps you should temporarily cut back on shampoo. Or at least demand real poo.

Holiday traffic.
Shoppers with screaming children.
Want to punch someone.

1. procrastonationism

pro-cras-ton-a-tion-izm
the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time.

"Hopefully I can perfect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again."

I WANT!!!!!!

Some of the most exquisite jewelry I've ever seen. It's a good thing money grows on trees!

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