Uteri Are Inconvenient

[rhcpgirlaji]

I forgot how fucking inconvenient being female is.  I rather enjoy having breasts and all, but it's just not worth it without the pill.

This is my first month off the pill in...god...I don't even know.  I've been on the pill for at least 7 years, but I think I went off it for a month or two about 5 years ago.  Apparently I blocked out how

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[slutkissbliss]

Welcome back to LJ temporarily?

I just had a horrible experience last month in which i had breakthrough bleeding on Ovcon 35 and was on my period for 3 weeks. Yes. 3 weeks.

I switched to the ring and everything is fine.

[lateniteslesley]

1) I too have never missed any sort of period. Ever. Do people do this? That kinda sucks, especially if they are sexually active
2) Be glad that you are of the 5% that actually LOSES weight while on the pill. Lucky you, you bastard.
3) Seasonele, or however it's spelled, sucks. Contact me later for further details.
4) Without further details, I empathize with you on your long period embark. Sucks.
5) While you get physical pain-and that sucks more than most things if or no reason other than people just don't understand-I'd sort of rather that then the immense emotional bullshit I experience while PMSing. Just ask anyone that's close to me, or even just me. The only thing more horrible than being an emotional/sentimental/stressed out bitch is acknowledging that it's only cause you're on your period and that's not enough of a justification in itself. ARGH.
6) I'm drunk. Anyway, sucks.

[komrade_127]

Uteri? Is that actually the plural of uterus? I'll have to remember that one for Scrabulous...

[rhcpgirlaji]

Yes, it is. I verified this before posting. I heard you were briefly in town while I was not. Where are you these days?