Hey, do you know your epidermis is showing?

[rhcpgirlaji]

Oh, Local 6, you've made my hour with your dangling modifiers and humorous headlines!
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Man Retrieving Hat Crushed By Train
Victim Fell Onto Tracks While Bending Over, Police Say

POSTED: 10:10 am EDT September 10, 2008
UPDATED: 10:13 am EDT September 10, 2008

MIAMI -- A man was crushed to

Comments

[lateniteslesley]

Yet another reason I heart my AP Style guide.

[spreadonlylove]

wtF.