There is nothing better to describe it... it's NOT luck because I have none. But it is just plain psychic. You see EVERY time we go out Dick insists on going someplace.. because it has potential.. on the occasions where Daryl listens to Dick... Dick is RIGHT ( Read more... )

I too am an executive.
I am the towel folder
They call me to sub at the pool
When there are yeast infections
But I sub well and study hard
One day I'll be going to business school
No one will dare say to me
Go to laundry room
Besides they'll realize that I am doing your $70K job for half the money
I too am an executive

At 2:30 EST Richard got rejected from ESRI the company that makes the ArcGIS software. And then Dick's seven summer applications then became four. Tuck, Stern, Haas, Vanderbilt.

Vanderbilt has also offered me a second interview. But before they did they called me up and asked me one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TRANSCRIPT?

Daryl is the type of guy who easily gets pussywhipped. Marcia wants to go to Hiro... I knew it was gay night...so I wanted to go to Tonic, a sports bar that does Karaoke on Sundays. But of course no one trusts my psychic abilities. Everytime I get a vision of someplace, and we go we end up meeting a group of long lost females ( Read more... )

What's big, black and always must be in charge? Herb, our big, black glorified personal trainer ( Read more... )

Click here for the official letter that extends towel folding

I guess all that money saved up in towel folding didn't do any good. Only 4 more schools, Tuck, Berkeley (Haas), Stern, and Vanderbilt (Owen). We'll hear from Owen at the end of the week. Until then towel folding has inevitably been extended part #2.

on our way to the girl's apartment of course we walk past this bar... that is playing the destiny's child song 'work up on it' and i said to daryl,ashley and the pack that we should go in there ( Read more... )

march 31st; last day to withdraw from a course with a grade of W ( Read more... )

Today will be my second accounting examination. On the last exam I got a 75 for C, and I understand why everyone I have ever met has gotten a C in that class. That class is one of the most difficult classes I have ever taken.

Counterintuitive is one way of describing this crap.

People are always out to hurt Dick. Dick gets date with hottest girl at the health club.. sabotaged by Marcia. And now today Dick's mancrush gets fired ( Read more... )