Title: Drunk!Kyu + Ddangkoma's Email + Sick!Yesung
Pairing: KyuSung
Genre: Romance, Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG-13 (minor cursing)
Length: drabbles
Summary: Kyuhyun got drunk. Ddangkoma sent Kyuhyun an email. Yesung got sick
Dedicated to: Naz/
midnight ^^ Happy Birthday Naz! weird fluff!
Note: might contain errors.
Drunk!Kyuhyun (um... I tried to make the childish!Kyu prominent here, I have always thought that when Kyu’s drunk he’ll do and say things he can’t express.)
Yesung focused on the tv screen as the climax of the story neared. Suddenly someone rang their doorbell. He fell off the couch out of surprise. He looked at the clock, 1:13 AM, and wondered who it could be. Ah! The maknaes!
He hurriedly made his way to the door and managed to avoid crashing down with his face first. He opened the door without checking who was it (he's pretty sure Leeteuk will be not amused because the leader got the tendency to the worst scenario over little things. For this case, he would be worried that Yesung will be kidnapped or something).
"Hyung, help," Ryeowook breathlessly said as Kyuhyun clung to him. Yesung stared at them for a while. Both of them looked and smelled drunk but Kyuhyun's color, smell and condition was worse than the eternal maknae.
"Did you two drink too much alcohol again?" Yesung asked. "How many times do I need that 'Drink until you drop' is just figurative?"
"Yesung Hyung, help," Ryeowook whined as Kyuhyun snuggled closer to him.
"Fine," Yesung said as he tried getting Kyuhyun from the Ryeowook. But Kyuhyun only tightened his grip on the shortest.
"No!" Kyuhyun drunkenly shouted without looking at Yesung.
"Oh come one Kyuhyun, let go already... I wanna rest," Ryeowook tiredly said as he tried detaching the drunken maknae from him. "Hyung will be the one to help you go to your bed."
"No!" Kyuhyun stubbornly slurred, "I hate the Hyungs!" his exclamation surprised both Yesung and Ryeowook, "They think they’re so intelligent, pshhh... Really stupid Hyungs. I hate them."
Ryeowook bit his lips as he looked at Yesung's blank expression. Kyuhyun has been pouring out to him all his bad feelings for the other members. It hasn't been a month since he joined Super Junior, the largest male group in Korea. With him joining, they dropped the suffix 05 and became an official group. The new maknae got a hard time pleasing the 12 older members, each unique and different from one another. Ryeowook was the only one he can rely and tell everything for the eternal maknae has experienced it too.
"Do you hate me too?" Yesung asked as he rubbed the back of Kyuhyun. All of the teasing and bullying from the other members showed bad effects on the youngest.
"N-No! Yesung Hyung is very nice!" Kyuhyun answered as he finally let go of Ryeowook, but this time he clung to Yesung. "Yesung Hyung treats me very kind... And his voice is very nice.... I love hearing his voice and seeing his smile... I want to sing a duet with him!"
"Sorry for not stopping him to drink," Ryeowook apologized as Yesung kinda dragged Kyuhyun inside the dorm after removing his shoes. The eternal maknae closed the door before following them inside.
Yesung tried having Kyuhyun sit on the couch but the younger didn't bulged and just tightened his grip on Yesung. "Yesung Hyung smells really nice... I thought he skips taking bath after dance practices," Kyuhyun mumbled against Yesung's shoulder, "Coffee and cinnamon..."
The oldest have to restrict himself from smacking Kyuhyun's head. The younger continued mumbling words that neither Yesung or Ryeowook understood. "Kyuhyun?"
"Hmmm?"
"How about we sleep now?" Ryeowook tiredly asked, “We’ll assist you to your room.
"Don't want. Yesung Hyung's very cuddly and warm," Kyuhyun stubbornly answered. “I wanna sleep in Hyung’s room!”
"But Yesung Hyung needs to sleep too!" Ryeowook half-heartedly argued. Everything doesn't make sense anymore for the eternal maknae anymor, "You need to sleep in your room!"
"No! I'm sleeping with Yesung Hyung!" Kyuhyun shouted at Ryeowook before facing the blushing Yesung. "Hyung... You'll let me sleep with you right?" he whimpered liked he was some puppy seeking for attention.
"Yeah, that's fine with me," Yesung nodded, "Go and sleep now Ryeowook, I'll take care of Kyuhyun."
"You sure Hyung? He'll be super clingy, noisy and childish," Ryeowook asked, "He'll even pour out everything in his mind."
"I'm sure," Yesung answered as he rubbed the back of Kyuhyun comfortably, making the maknae sigh and tightened his hug on the adored Hyung. "Good night Wookie."
"Good night Ryeo~" Kyuhyun slurred as he rocked his body against the older.
"Good night Yesung Hyung and Kyuhyun. I'll be preparing something for the two of you when we have breakfast," Ryeowook said before entering his shared room.
Yesung sighed as Kyuhyun continued rocking their bodies, he was singing his part in U, even though he was drunk he still sounded great, Yesung noted. "Kyuhyun, can you please let go of me for a second so I can turn off the TV and DVD player?"
"No!" Kyuhyun stubbornly answered. Yesung was thankful for the first time that the other members sleep like logs. The maknae's loud voice can't wake them up.
"Please?" Yesung pleaded to the younger, "Kyuhyun is a good boy right?"
Kyuhyun snorted, "Yeah, that's why the Hyungs keep on treating me harshly." Yesung felt Kyuhyun was crying against him, wetting his shirt in the process but he couldn't care less, his priority was to console the younger. Kyuhyun's sobs got louder as Yesung ran his small hands on the hair of the younger. He untangled himself from Kyuhyun and the maknae froze and closed his eyes. Yesung wasn't sure what he was expecting but he decided to turn off the TV and the player before getting his handkerchief and wiping the tears flowing off his eyes.
"Don't cry anymore," Yesung pacified, "Come on and let's go to my room," he tugged on Kyuhyun and the maknae followed willingly.
When they reached Yesung's room, Kyuhyun started crying again, "Everything's so hard. Everyone hates me, even the fans hate me. Their telling me to leave and how worthless I am... I don't know what to anymore."
Yesung hugged Kyuhyun from the back, "So you're telling me that you'll already give up now? After all those hard works, efforts and everything?" Yesung softly asked.
"I'm useless to the group, everyone's so talented... I'm not needed," Kyuhyun held Yesung hands in his chest and torso.
"Really? I thought of the opposite. Kyuhyun's so talented," Yesung cheerfully said, "Super Junior needs him."
"Really?" Kyuhyun asked as he peeked back to Yesung.
Yesung nodded as he rested his head on Kyuhyun's shoulder, "You're even better at dancing compared to me."
"But I'm not as great as Eunhyuk, Shindong, Hangeng and Donghae..."
"Of course you're not because you're also great in singing," Yesung calmly said, "You're Kyuhyun. You're supposed to be unique and special in your own way. So don't try being another person instead. Do you understand?"
"B-But the other members don't like me."
"They're just testing you. A little more effort, push and hard work, I'm sure they'll start spoiling you they way I do," Yesung happily said as he gently led Kyuhyun to the tiny bed and laid him down. He was surprised when the maknae tugged him down and tried making some space for him, but because the bed was small he ended up slightly above Kyuhyun.
"Hyung?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you love me?"
"Yes, I love the maknae," Yesung answered.
"N-No, do you love me as Kyuhyun?" Kyuhyun asked again as he stared straight into Yesung's eyes with burning passion.
Yesung smiled before answering, "Yes, I love Kyuhyun."
Kyuhyun made an approving sound before hugging Yesung tightly and intertwining their legs, "I love Yesung... I love Jongwoon too..." the maknae sleepily said as he yawned.
Yesung's smile turned bigger, "Sleep now."
Kyuhyun obediently nodded and murmured, "Good night Hyung," before closing his eyes.
"Good night Kyuhyun," Yesung said as he watched the younger's doze off. "I'm sure you'll not remember everything when you wake up..." he said as he remembered that the maknae always forget everything that happens when he's drunk. He comfortably settled and managed to sleep even if Kyuhyun was softly snoring.
After a few minutes when Yesung fell asleep, Kyuhyun opened his eyes and smiled, I'll never forget Yesungie Hyung, he thought before closing his eyes and sleeping again.
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Ddangkoma’s email (crack) (the time when SJ-M was busy promoting in China... hmm... before the 3jib^^)
To: GaemGyu@___________
From: ddangkoma@___________
Subject: Cho Kyuhyun!
Greetings human! I, the slow but cute (expensive too! Ha!) Ddangkoma, decided to send you this email to verify that my Yesung Oppa misses you. I would rather have him not miss someone as snarky as you (don't think I'll ever forget you called me a slowpoke! FYI! If I wanted, I can move with the speed of light!)
You have spent your time in China for more than a month now and you didn't take anytime to communicate with Oppa! How dare you! Are you aware of how much he misses you? If not, let me tell you. Before he feeds me he would wonder if you already ate. He would talk to me all day and night about you! Geez! Everything Kyuhyun, maknae, Kyu, my baby (*rolls eyes* whatever! That's so disgusting). I tried ignoring him and tell him 'talk to my shell' but he's too persistent and desperate that he still talks to me even if I try going away, I just blink back to him and even if I was hiding in my shell. That man's way too out of it!
Another thing, your fanservice with the other members... Wait... What's their name again?... The hamster and the flamingo... Argh! Whatever their names again. You make Yesung Oppa jealous >:o that he made me eat and eat and eat! If I gain more pounds I'm seriously strangling you with my own hands! I mean... claws! You're the reason why I can't strictly follow my diet!
Seriously, why am I the one who needs to suffer because all of the heartache you caused Oppa? Can't you send a message or something? Anything?
Btw, the other day he was planning to send you a letter. I wonder he saw me roll my eyes but letters are so old fashioned! Hello?! What's the use of the internet? I, yes the cute Ddangkoma, am very intelligent so I decided to send you an email instead. He won't call you since he's afraid he'll be disturbing you. See? Yesung Oppa is a very nice and fine person. I still can't find the logic why he cares for a snarky brat like you.
-Ddangkoma (the cutest)
PS. Reply ASAP! Don't make me wait!
Kyuhyun blinked his eyes, wondering if this is some kind of joke his Hyungs are pulling at him. He reached for his phone and decided to call Yesung.
"Hello? Yesung Hyung?"
"Kyuhyun-ah!" he was greeted by the cheerful and husky voice on the other line. "How are you? This is your first time calling me since you went to China!"
"Um... Yeah," Kyuhyun guiltily confirmed. His real agenda of calling Yesung was to ask if he was pulling a prank on him, if he was pretending to be his turtle and sending email to him, "So Hyung where are you?"
"We're at the backstage, preparing to perform. Why?"
Because your turtle sent me a message, Kyuhyun thought before another email was sent to him.
To: GaemGyu@___________
From: ddangkoma@___________
Subject: Secret!
Brat! I forgot to tell that you should keep this a secret between the two us. If you ever say Yesung Oppa I was sending you email, you will be doomed! You might think I’m harmless (and cute) but you have no idea what I can do to you, or to your laptop. Yesung Oppa has taught me a lot of skills I'm reserving for crucial times.
Better keep your mouth shut and keep this between the two of us. Be a man and keep this a secret! I'm warning you!
PS. I'll know if you mention it to Yesung Oppa. He'll tells me everything :)
Shit. He even used a smiley. Kyuhyun was dumbfounded again as he read the new email.
"Kyuhyun? Are you still there?" Yesung asked with a worried tone.
Kyuhyun snapped out of all the weirdness and answered, "Yes Hyung. I'm still here," he nervously laughed.
"Are you fine?"
"Yes! I'm fine! Actually I'm doing very well," Kyuhyun cheerfully answered. Yesung must be worried that something seemed off about the maknae. Of course nothing's wrong. When was receiving email from a turtle, the pet of your co-member, became unusual?
Yesung sighed in relief, "That's good to hear. So why did you called again?" the older asked in a hopeful voice that it made Kyuhyun smile. He already forgot the initial reason why he called his Hyung.
"Nothing, I just thought you already miss me," Kyuhyun teased, knowing he'll get a blushing and stuttering Yesung as a result.
"H-Hey! L-Look who's t-talking!" Yesung stuttered over the phone. "You must be the o-one missing me! Y-You called m-me first!"
"I bet you're restricting yourself from calling me," Kyuhyun said as he used the information in the email. He's gambling if it was true or not.
"Yeah, I was scared that I'll be a nuisance when I disturb you," Yesung sadly said and Kyuhyun fought the urge to fly back to Korea right now to give the older a hug. He figured that he can wait for a few more weeks to do that.
"You'll never be Hyung," Kyuhyun softly answered, "Yesung was never a headache for me, even if you’re too touchy, noisy sometimes, and nagging..."
"Hey!"
"I'm just kidding!" the maknae defended, "What I'm saying is feel free to call whenever you want Hyung, especially if you already miss the cute and great me."
Yesung laughed and Kyuhyun smiled, it has been a long time since he heard that melodious and infectious laughter of the older. And, thinking he's the one who can make him laugh like that always sends him to cloud-nine. "I'll do."
"By the way Yesung Hyung, could there be any chance that you taught your turtle how to use the internet, send email, etc?" Kyuhyun asked. He knew it was a very weird question, but he also knew that Yesung was weird so he will answer the question.
"Yeah," the older confirmed, "I taught him in case of emergency or something, but I don't think he learned from me, all Ddangkoma did was blink back when I was teaching him."
Shit. Kyuhyun cursed in his mind. Could it be that it was really the turtle that sent him the email? "Ah Hyung, did you taught your turtles other things or tricks?"
"Hmm... I taught Ddangkoma self-defence, ninja skills...." everything that followed came blurred to Kyuhyun. He better not cross the line or he'll have to suffer.
"Ah, I see. I was wondering if we can be friends when I go home from China," Kyuhyun said with a faked cheerfulness concealing his desperation to be on the good side of the turtle.
"Really?! I bet Ddangkoma would love to have another Oppa," Yesung happily said, not even asking why the maknae would want to be closer to his pet.
"I'd love to be an Oppa of that cute Ddangkoma!" Kyuhyun added to be sure. "Please tell your pet exactly what I said Hyung."
"I will," Yesung giggled.
"Oh Yesung Hyung, one more thing," Kyuhyun paused for a while and breathed air before saying, "I miss you too. There. Good bye! Talk to you later!" and hang up.
Kyuhyun felt his face burning up as he calmed his erratic heart.
To: ddangkoma@___________
From: GaemGyu@___________
Subject: cute turtle Ddangkoma
There! I already called Yesung Hyung. Thank you for informing me such vital infos. You're really helpful... And cute...
I'm hoping that you take care of your owner. We know he's a klutz. Be patient with him too. Soon I'll be at the dorm and I'll make sure you get a treatment fitting a royal turtle. I'll also bring something home for you.
By the way, I called Yesung Hyung not because you told me to do something about him missing the great me. I called him because I miss him too. I'm just not confident that he misses me too. And about the fanservice... I only see them as my brothers, unlike Yesung Hyung... You're intelligent, I know you get what I'm implying.
Thanks again for the info.
See you soon Ddangkoma^^
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Sick!Yesung (okay.... the failed cooking!prompt was placed here XD sorry Naz! I was planning to write something about baking and cooking but then I realized I don’t know anything about it! hehehe)
"I swear Kyu, I'm fine," Yesung coughed as he tried to stand up and remove the blankets the maknae placed over him.
"No Hyung, rest." Kyuhyun ordered as he returned to the bedside. "You're not fine. Your appearance, condition and the thermometer told me so. You even don't have enough strength to fight against me." The younger proved his point by using only a finger to push Yesung back to the bed after minutes of struggling to move up.
"B-But."
"Hyung no buts! I the mighty and handsome Kyuhyun will cook something for you and get medicine too," Kyuhyun nodded to himself, "You were very lucky I'm the one who will take care of you!"
"Kyuhyun..."
"Jongwoon, everything will be alright," Kyuhyun grinned before closing the door behind him. After a few seconds, he opened it again and peeked inside, "I forgot to tell you something. Don't worry Hyung, I'll be back after an hour or so and I already called Auntie and informed her." with that, Kyuhyun left the sick and sleepy Yesung.
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"Ok... What do we have here?" Kyuhyun said as he browsed through the recipes in his laptop. Thanks to the internet it's very easy to find everything you need online, ah~ the power of technology. He immediately cancelled his gaming session when he learned that Yesung was really sick. He had expected that the older will be sick considering he was tiring himself again. He has always admired how Yesung was very passionate and hard-working towards work. He readjusted his specs while he read and memorized how to make rice porridge, it seemed to be the easiest out of all the recipes in the list.
He closed his laptop and made his way to the kitchen.
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After his third try, Kyuhyun can't help but compare the looks his supposed to be rice porridge to the toxic liquid that damages and kills the characters in RPG games. He needed to pinch his nose so he can't smell that disgusting smell. He didn't have the courage to eat nor taste it so he threw it to the sink again. He's sure that Leeteuk and Ryeowook would not be amused when they find out how much food has Kyuhyun wasted just cook something for the sick Yesung.
He sighed dejectedly. Cho Kyuhyun was not born to use the kitchen to cook something. He got a lot of things he was better doing such as singing, dancing, acting, playing instruments, math but definitely not cooking. The only thing he can cook is ramyun (if you consider it cooking).
He checked the time and he cursed. He didn't realized that he has been trying took something for 2 hours. Yesung must be worried for him or something. Yesung got the tendency to worry over his dongsaengs even if he was the one who's not doing well. Kyuhyun immediately got a ramyun and prepared it before getting the medicine for the older. He tried balancing the tray with ramyun, glass of water and medicine as he hurriedly made his way to Yesung's room.
He managed to open the door silently. He looked inside and saw Yesung staring at him with tired eyes.
"Oh Kyuhyun," Yesung croaked, throat obviously parched, "Are you fine? I heard noises from the kitchen..."
Kyuhyun mentally cursed for being so noisy and careless. Why did he forget that his Hyung’s very sensitive even when he's sick? He placed the tray on Yesung's work-out bench and gave the older the glass of water to drink.
"Hyung, I only managed to prepare ramyun," he said as he placed the tray in front of Yesung.
"Thank you," Yesung sweetly smiled at him and Kyuhyun wanted to cry, feeling guilt consuming him. Yesung has always treated him with the best he can give, be it that he's sick or he's just being a spoiled brat. And now that his dear Hyung's sick he can't do anything right to show how much he cares for him and how grateful he is to him.
"Hmmm... Kyuhyun's ramyun is really the best," Yesung said before sipping some from the bowl.
"O-Of course it is," Kyuhyun felt like blushing and crying at the same time. "I'm the best when it comes to instant ramyun."
Yesung laughed, "You're still very stubborn even though you're agile."
"Huh?"
"Kyuhyun always acts someone older than his Hyungs but I can't help but still see you as the cute and naughty maknae," Yesung giggled, "You're very manly but sometimes you would be very childish."
Kyuhyun blushed at Yesung's words, "Stop it Hyung, I'm more matured than you."
"Yes you are. You always act like someone older than me. And I look younger too," Yesung said before coughing again.
The maknae stood up and patted his Hyung's back. He offered the glass of water that the other gratefully accepted. "See Hyung? Your bodies totally not agreeing with whatever you're saying!" he chuckled as he got the medicine from the tray and handed it to the older. He made disgusted faces as he watched Yesung take his medicine.
"What's wrong?" Yesung asked as he returned the glass to Kyuhyun.
"Medicines taste like blah," Kyuhyun answered, "I never liked the taste of it and the feeling you get when it moves in the esophagus." his scowled as he remembered the time he was very sick and he needed to drink 4 PILLS (Kyuhyun can swear that the medicines were bigger and harder than rocks). His Hyungs and manager needed to pin him down and make him drink all of them. He never wanted to get that sick anymore. Ever.
"You're such a kid," Yesung laughed before yawning. The side-effects of the medicine finally kicking in. He drowsily said, "That's very childish."
Kyuhyun would have argued about how gigantic his medicines were but getting Yesung to rest was the top priority right now so he saves it for later. He got the tray and settled it on the bench again before tucking in Yesung under the blankets he prepared from him (he hopes the other members will not be surprised or angry if they see their blankets missing, because it's all for the sake of Yesung). "Yesung Hyung, you should sleep and rest."
"How about you?" Yesung asked as he tried keeping his eyes opened.
"I'll just do what I do all the time," Kyuhyun said as he pointed at the laptop already prepared at the vacant bed in the room. "I'll stay here, don't worry Hyung," he reassured as he brushed the stray strands of hair in his forehead.
Yesung held his hands and touched it with his small fingers. "Thank you Kyuhyun, I love you," he softly said. Kyuhyun felt Yesung's warm skin, which was thankfully not burning anymore.
"You're welcome Hyung," Kyuhyun replied as gently placed a kiss on the older's forehead. "Get well soon Yesung. I love you too."
THE END!!!
Naz I'm sorry for the fail and random drabbles XD
Happy Birthday again! and thank you for sharing with us the No Words Needed Continuum~
You are a blessing for all the KyuSung readers 8D
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HERE already packing my things up... I shall leave later... TT^TT thank you everyone for everything! you people are great^^
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see you soon^^