While I am not usually given to self-congratulation...

[rhiannononon]

Today while making and eating breakfast, all I could imagine were two Rhiannons, sitting at the kitchen table, one wearing a top hat, the other wearing a monocle (but from the waist down were wearing the same thing I'm wearing, orange sweatpant shorts and a navy and white horizontal striped nightie with a big pink anchor on the front) having this

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[babykangaru]

I just read that allowed in my old british man voice for the enjoyment of all. I love you

My Diagnosis

[wordglot]

Oh dear. I think you may have something called "Worsley's Supplement," albeit with a bizarre anglophiliac influence. From The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases, p. 179:

"Worsley's Supplement, the cause of which is unknown, causes disjunction between physical and mental perception. The sufferer becomes convinced that there is always one more of something available than he can actually count. Thus, if there are three hedgehogs on a desk, he believes there must be one more, though he cannot physically perceive it. If he can momentarily convince himself, through an act of misguided will, that there are in fact four hedgehogs, then he will slowly become uneasy, eventually convincing himself that there is always one hedgehog still uncounted."

Cures include bandaging the eyes and staying away from Antarctica. There's no Antarctica in that coffee, is there?

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[anonymous]

Hi