What the HELL, people?!
I realize that life is full of unanswered questions, but there are some things that I just feel a need to understand.
Why, WHY is there a poop nugget on the floor in the ladies bathroom?
The location of said poop nugget beside and partially behind the toilet bowl in the third stall is mind boggling to comprehend how it came to lay to rest at that spot. I despise hoverers as much as anyone else, but I cannot imagine that one could hover so expertly as to not spill a drop of pee anywhere, and yet somehow blatantly miss part of a bowel movement. And I imagine to drop that little gift in that particular spot one would have to back up over the toilet and lean far over to one side, possibly leaning on the stall walls in order to deposit it so expertly. Unless perhaps someone brought in their cat to decorate the place, which seems even more unlikely in this non-animal related office.
And further, if you perhaps sneezed while in mid-hover and majorly flinched and fell over, say, why then would you not pick up after yourself? Are you really that shameless?
I don't even want to inform the operations and maintenance clerk for fear of blame by association. The cleaning guy is sure in for a fun surprise tonight.
Why, WHY is there a poop nugget on the floor in the ladies bathroom?
The location of said poop nugget beside and partially behind the toilet bowl in the third stall is mind boggling to comprehend how it came to lay to rest at that spot. I despise hoverers as much as anyone else, but I cannot imagine that one could hover so expertly as to not spill a drop of pee anywhere, and yet somehow blatantly miss part of a bowel movement. And I imagine to drop that little gift in that particular spot one would have to back up over the toilet and lean far over to one side, possibly leaning on the stall walls in order to deposit it so expertly. Unless perhaps someone brought in their cat to decorate the place, which seems even more unlikely in this non-animal related office.
And further, if you perhaps sneezed while in mid-hover and majorly flinched and fell over, say, why then would you not pick up after yourself? Are you really that shameless?
I don't even want to inform the operations and maintenance clerk for fear of blame by association. The cleaning guy is sure in for a fun surprise tonight.