✥ 017; little darlin's gonna attract all the bees [video post]

[rhodeofthesea]

[Rhode appears to be in her room. She's still dressed from work, so she's got a bit of makeup, her hair is curled and down. Nothing out of the ordinary, but thanks to Cronus there's that obvious extra *something* to anyone viewing this. She blinks in confusion at the camera.]

Is there something... different about me?

I haven't had this many men

Comments

[moonstoneglow]

They tried to kidnap you?!

[rhodeofthesea]

[She laughs.] Sure did~

[moonstoneglow]

Give me their names. I will see that they pay. This cannot go unpunished!

[rhodeofthesea]

[She shrugs.] It was a random person at a restaurant. It's all good, Selene.

[rhodeofthesea]

Ahh, you're too nice, but thank you!

[seepassion]

Dude, my chickadee, you're always gorgeous. Like seriously. Hot shit, babydoll. All day, every day.

But, you know, no asshole gets to be all handsy with you. Fuck that shit. Do you need a taser? I can totally get you a taser. No questions asked, Miss Rhode. Or, you know, I can totally shank the shit out of 'em for you.

[rhodeofthesea]

[She might be blushing a bit, but you wouldn't know since she looks down for a second. She laughs a bit.] Thanks, Zelos.

A taser? That sounds kind of fun~ I like your latter idea too, though. But really, I wasn't hurt or anything, it's all good.

[seepassion]

Of course, Miss Rhode. Anytime you need to hear how gorgeous you are and that dude of yours isn't providing properly, you come straight to me. I'll compliment the shit our of you. He should be more appreciative. Seriously. Because that's fucking important.

Yeah, but still. They have no right. Fuck that.

[rhodeofthesea]

Well, I wouldn't wanna get a big head or anything... Dude of mine? Nobody needs to be appreciative, it's whatever.

They don't. It's annoying and awkward really. Like, what do you say to a stranger who touches you in an elevator that still has four floors to go? Weiiird.

[onceimmortal]

Who was it? Give me their names, or descriptions, and I'll take care of it.

[rhodeofthesea]

No need, they were just random people. Long gone and nameless now.

[onceimmortal]

Do you want Helios or me to escort you around for awhile?

[rhodeofthesea]

[She shrugs.] I dunno, I think I'll be okay. I mean, it's not like either of you can follow me into the office and stand around me all day. Besides, who's to say you all aren't just as affected as everyone else here~?