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Brek Shea! He is from Texas and has crazy hair.
Aritz Aduriz! So Basque.
Yohan "Dreamboat" Cabaye
Callejon!
Ignasi Miquel AKA Iggy
Hatem ben Arfa AKA the angriest French gangsta ever. He has a tiny, angry face.
Niko Kranjcar, Croatian Sensation! (looks like Ryan J, amirite?)
Holger Badstuber! AKA Holger Biebstuber, MASTER OF DISGUISE.
bb Simon! (Simon Kjaer)
Osvaldo! He looks like Khal Drogo AKA Jason Momoa and is Italian but when at Espanyol and confronted with a little kid screaming "OSVALDO, VEN UN MOMENTITO!", said "que, mi amor?"
Moritz Volz! He cooks and dances and sings. Go listen to the song he wrote and sung on his website. He plays for St Pauli, the pirates of the Bundesliga!
Marius Ebbers! Also plays for St Pauli. He is tattooed and the frontman of a rock band as well.
Bafetimbi Gomis! AKA BAMFetimbi GOALmis. His nickname is the ~panther.
Lisandro Lopez! Striker for Lyon. He is so talented and he likes to yell excitedly at people.
Eden Hazard.
Greg van der Wiel
Anthony Reviellere
Unai Emery, manager of Valencia. Enjoys crazy yelling and tactics.
Dreamy Bobby Pires.
MARCO BORRIELLO
Sean Johnson! Keeper for the Chicago Fire and possibly USMNT soon. Such a BAMF.
Young Carl Jenkinson!
Jeremy Toulalan, the silver fox
Tomas Rosicky
Tino Costa. His freekicks are flawless.
Jordi Alba! He is tiny and a flirt.
Ever Banega
Antonio Barragan
Jan Vertonghen, Ginger Prince
Ryo Miyaichi!
ADIL RAMI.
Logan Pause, huge sweetheart and captain of the Chicago Fire.
Henri Lansbury
Frimpong. Baby dinosaur!
Mexes and his stupid hair.