WHYEE?

[rhonawestbrook]

 I think balls are funny. In fact, I once devoted an entire post to my relationship with balls and you can find it HERE.


So, now that you understand my problem, you can imagine how I felt when a young man approached my desk  and asked if I had any extra balls.  I stared at him for a second and tried to maintain my composure, I really did, but then

Comments

[eclectic_writer]

Oh man I'd be doing EXACTLY the same thing!!! That kind of mini-job would have me rolling every day, just for the fact that I find balls amusing too.

Gah, I've got a terminal case of the giggles now just thinking about it!! *snicker*

[rhonawestbrook]

tee hee..me too!

We are soul sisters in shame LOL!

[eclectic_writer]

Oh, there is no shame in mocking men who talk constantly about balls. The shame would come in NOT seeing the amusement of the situation - it sucks, however, when we're rendered incoherent in our amusement by a fit of giggles. But yeah, I'd be doing the EXACT same thing. :D

And your orange spandex story on the previous post will haunt me for quite a while. Still tearing up from laughter from that one!!

[rhonawestbrook]

OMG girl you gotta read down the comments here and see what Peter just left.

I am DYING HERE!

Mouse balls.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

[lalam]

Rhona, laugh baby, because it is funny!

Re: Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

[rhonawestbrook]

It's even worse when these well dressed, sophisticated buisness men do it. Then, I am trying SO HARD To be all dignified and pretend I"m not giggling at the balls but I am and I can't stop and it's awful!

Re: Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

[peterbilt_47]

I still remember practically dying the day in college that the platinum-blonde fraternity-boy's-trophy-girlfriend who was always sunbathing across from my room approached me at my car, cables in hand, dressed for a job interview, and said "excuse me, can you jump me please?"

Re: Who's got the biggest BALLS of 'em all!!!

[rhonawestbrook]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay, now I'm nearly falling out of my CHAIR!

Dude, Tuesday night this girl comes into Fox and Hound, stops at the desk to show me her I.D and then gestures toward her boobs and says to me and the other hostess (who she knows)

"See what I just got?"

And then everyone is fawning over her new boob job and I am just laughing SO HARD because WTF?

[peterbilt_47]

I am absolutely positive that, introduction notwithstanding, the person who wrote this memo was not serious. Nonetheless, I give you a priceless bit of advice on computer maintenance: How to Clean Mouse Balls

[rhonawestbrook]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWHAHAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHHHAHWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gasp.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OMG.

Faints.

[lalam]

heeeeeheeeeeheeeeee

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

hahahahahhahahahahahhaha:)

[rhonawestbrook]

Here's my favorite line...

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BRILLIANT!

[kendokamel]

Heeheeheehee!!!

I'm sure that guys everywhere can rest assured that you are there to handle their balls.

[rhonawestbrook]

SNERK.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[seaheidi]

then you'd get along VERY well with my son, it's his favorite word. in fact, he changes words in songs to include the word balls. my husband showed him MEN IN BLACK, remember the "ballchinean" with the balls on his chin? yes, we hear about balls A LOT!!!

and they are funny.

[rhonawestbrook]

LOL...I LOVE your son!

[seaheidi]

he's freaking hysterical!