you know it's spring you get up from your subway nap--and i ALWAYS fall asleep on the subway, it's like i'm in a giant metal cradle--and when you get up, the guy next to you starts shoving his thigh against you as if to say why, hello there! i would like to introduce myself but i'm too shy so i'm gonna use my body language--literally--to do all the
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tell him to keep the pants ON.
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-B.L.S.
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why do you ask?
are you gonna bring the crickets so that we can have an intimate "national geographic" moment when they get their carnivore on with them?
you really do think of EVERYTHING!
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