Dear CheatersI thought tonight was gonna be lonesome and sad because my arms are all sore from my immunization shots and I'm recovering from feeling flu-y and my cooter is kicking out the strawberry jam but you're the best company on a -12C Saturday night EVURRRR ( Read more... )

youre not supposed to talk about your daughter's breasts, mr. simpson

you really cant make this stuff up

EDIT:
i'm glad eva won, i picked her from the beginning. i got eyes, yo!
i liked her, too. but then i read her occupation. huh?

today i utilised my first sick day ( Read more... )

inspired by le'ah she'ets (i'm internet-protecting your name!), i bought this album today. i'm gonna go and listen to it tonight ( Read more... )

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i went shopping these past few days ( Read more... )

you know, there's this GnR special on tv and can i just say ( Read more... )