Jesse St James is my lesbian girlfriend.

[rhymed]

So I'm a good person. And so is inupr0n, who reintroduced me to CleverBot the other day.

Tonight we decided to train it to think it's Jesse St. James from Glee. I did a bit earlier, then got bored, but came back to it now... It's a little ridiculous. Also, it remembered my name from two days ago, which creeps me out.

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[rulethirtyfour]

HAHAHA ADORABLE

[rulethirtyfour]

Cleverbot: Why is that your favourite TV Show?
User: all the sexy incest, dude
Cleverbot: Go for girls then.
User: w-what
Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Who do you like in that show?
User: sam and dean! and you?
Cleverbot: Sam.
User: so you're a samgirl, then?
Cleverbot: No, a Ninja.

[personaje]

Cleverbot has taken really well to being Jesse St. James, I'd say. Maybe they should hire him until JGroff returns from London.

[quiddative]

THE TRUTH IS OUT!

[rejects]

Nooooo I wanted to ask you out first. ;_; DAMN YOU JESSE ST.JAMES. STEALING ALL OUR WIMMINZ.

God I forgot how much I love this thing. I can never have a coherent conversation with it. :'D

Cleverbot: I'm in your garage. Stealing your skateboard.
User: I don't have a garage, or a skateboard.
Cleverbot: So eat your skateboard.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do I have to call you master?

Cleverbot: Do you need to see a doctor?
User: No, why would I need to see a doctor?
Cleverbot: Because you're forgetting a lot of things.
User: What am I forgetting?
Cleverbot: About the theory of folding space.

Like seriously, what.

[rhymed]

YOU'VE STILL GOT A CHANCE, JESSE ST CLEVERBOT IS A DICKBUTT WHO WILL JUST EGG ME IN A PARKING LOT ANYWAY.

kjfdnkfd cleverbot you are my favourite XD