So the party commences ( Read more... )

So I have decided after non working the past three hours that I am going to do something I havent done in a while...I want a new tattoo. I dont really know what the fack I want though. I was thinking about drawing one myself but for anyone who has seen my artistic skills you would rather let your great aunts illigitimate 5 year old step child man ( Read more... )

So I uploaded some pictures...
I shall call these pictures my two homes because I spend all of my time in either one of these places...

This right here...is my fabulous office.
Does anyone want to be my secretary...my desk is nice...LOL!!!


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Matt I know you were confused by it and I was as well...
I did one anyways


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Work is dead today ( Read more... )

totally sexy mister dave mirra...ill bite him right now.


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I really want this shirt...


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So I made two pumpkin cheesecakes last night and I have 50 pounds of turkey ahead of me...

Oh lordy have mercy.

Champagne will be my friend at 6 AM. Im going to be a whirlwind of cooking..im gonna be rachel rays worst nightmare tomorrow. I have my lovely assistants Suzie and Sarah as my sous chefs and yes, my secret ingredient is....


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Just in case you have ever wondered...Jack Daniels has produced enough whiskey to make me country line dance. It has also messed up my stomach from del taco at 3 am ( Read more... )

They is some natty ass hos up in my bizness with their wal mart weaves up in my grill ( Read more... )