FYI:

[rhyo]

To the young man at the dog park today with the cute puppy: yes, since you are clearly trolling for girls, having a very cute puppy earns you a couple of points in the "desirable" category. The "HUSTLER MAGAZINE" t-shirt, on the other hand, earns you about 1,000 negative points. You might want to think it ALL through next time.

Comments

[tesserae_]

Message is such a complex issue. It's *possibly* working better than his "HOOTERS"" tshirt did.

And the girls in my neighborhood seem to find guys who spend their days leaning on trees drinking cans of beer wrapped in brown paper bags a great catch, so who's say what anyone's expectations are?