well, i don't have tuberculosis...and i'm not in jail. i had a close call this morning. when i went to the courthouse to report for work furlough this morning, they showed no record of my acceptance to the work furlough program, despite the fact that i mailed in the paperwork far before the documented deadline. i nearly shit my pants. i really ( Read more... )

so i totally remembered something that i forgot to post in my just-got-out-of-jail update. the people in my cell block were really doing lines of coffee. like coffee grounds from a bag of freeze-dried coffee. like jail issued coffee grounds from the commissary. they took the coffee to someone's cell and really cut up lines. "it burns," she ( Read more... )

do yourselves a favor...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/titanicpimp.html

be patient and make sure the volume is up...

i'm not sure that this was as funny as it was intended to be...??

some things i learned from my recent.. ummm... adventure ( Read more... )

i've got a new problem, and it's name is corndog...

oh yeah, and...

You are a Fork.


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so...ojai is basically underwater. and mud. and rocks. water, mud and rocks. there has been no way out for two days now. the 33 is closed. the northbound 101 is also closed at la conchita. the 150 is closed. both ways. the nice woman at ojai liquor said that it takes 2 hours just to get to oakview, and once there, the police are letting ( Read more... )

one day i'll actually update with a real post, but mikko bought me the first season of the golden girls on dvd... i'm sort of disturbed that, so far, i am intimately acquainted with every single episode (and i'm on disc 3. that's the last one.). but yeah: here.


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