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[rhythmandbooze]

So I guess my pop's is getting married this July.
I think he should shove it.
I don't want to go to New York to see them get married.
Gay.
Whatever.

I'm going to Jersey for Thanksgiving to visit my mom's sister.

Oh and my birthday is next month so I think you guys should all go and buy me something now/start saving your money.

Comments

[hartbilly]

Oh and what would you like for your birthday? A gold watch perhaps? Or a diamond ring? Maybe a toy chiuaua? How about some rare and exotic habenera peppers? You name it and I'll say I'll get it for you. Then I'll forget and say "sorry" although you should know by now that I wouldn't have the money. You should go to Jimmys tomorrow. It's Clayballs going away party. Later.
-Billy

[gutterviktim]

weddings are stupid
except i went to my cousins wedding like 6months ago and i got hella trashed in a nice hotel
also i was lighting things on fire/stealing coffee and donuts from the conference rooms lolz

[illest_rudegirl]

that is correct ladies and gentlemen...weddings are only good to get thrashed at! what better way to lift up your glass, look your friends in the face and say "hey, you gotta put up with this ass forever thanks to me" than an open bar!

CHEERS TO THAT FUCKERS!