OK!

[rhythmic_karma]

Alrighty boys and girls and cat >D

Comments

[hyotei_monkey]

"How quaint...a duck named Karen." The boy with newspaper flicked his hand dismissively. "I still that name is far more suited to a sparkly gay dinosaur."

[rhythmic_karma]

"RAPE!" screamed the boy, "This Karen-duck is molesting me, call the RSPCA!"

[hyotei_passion]

Around the corner came a dashing young prince to the rescue, riding upon a noble steed.

[hyotei_monkey]

"Donkey!" The newspaper weilding youth shouted in mild irriatation. "When did you escape your cage? And why are you riding my horse?"

[hyotei_pride]

[.. what the hell?]

Eh? The prince blinked, affronted. I ride no mere common ass, boy. This steed I ride upon is the finest in the land!

... Mad, vulgar commoners.

[rhythmic_karma]

[Hay sexeh power-puffo-boi >P]

Somehow, the boy (who was still being duck-molested) was being ignored in favor of conversation involving dinosaurs and asses, and so - taking matters into his own hands, he clocked the damn duck in the head with his super-powered vibrating? racket of DEWM!