the drowning.

[rhythmicsilence]

Last night i came home from my run (first in a million gtprillion years) and had a shower, as is the wise thing to do. On the face washer i found a big fucking cockroach. Everyone loves cockroaches. So i vented a great deal of anger on this cockroach by flicking it onto the shower floor, and proceeded to dump a whole lot of shampoo and conditioner

Comments

[redundant_glory]

I did something very similar to a mosquito in my shower this morning.

[rhythmicsilence]

Drowning a cockroach is like drowning 145 mosquitos. But snap all the same.

[rhythmicsilence]

Admittedly, a mosquito would be harder to pin down tho. Cockroaches are idiots.

[redundant_glory]

Exactly... it was at the top, and I had to steer it towards the floor of the shower with water. It was a motherfucker of a mosquito, too.

[chairmanjj]

It wouldnt have drowned. Insects can store air in pockets on thier bodies and live off that for days.

Insects:1
Leon: -1

[rhythmicsilence]

Screw you, it hadn't moved this morning. i don't care how it died, that bitch was DEAD.

Insects: dead
Jason: alive
Leon: dying slowly

[omnigoat]

Everyone is slowly dying. Some just slower than others.

[rhythmicsilence]

Actually no, people start dying after they've finished growing. Which is usually somewhere in the early-mid 20s.

[scigwen]

:( Poor cockroach. Don't you think there's something wrong with ending something's life to make yourself feel better?

[rhythmicsilence]

No.

[rhythmicsilence]

P.S, on my way home today i saved a possum from getting hit by a car. So shut up.

[scigwen]

I'm sure that the cockroach wouldn't think that was fair.

But good on you, anyway.