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[rhythmphish]

Howdy. I had a pretty cool weekend

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[jerzeezfinest]

ahhhh... pasta, cheese, and beer--3 of god's greatest gifts. too bad they suck so much, lol. :) good luck on the project--

[ambeelove]

We'll do it together...although there's no way in hell I could cut pasta and cheese out of my diet. There'd be nothing left for me to eat besides Cool Ranch Doritos (which are also quite unhealthy). But as far as exercise goes, let's walk every day...and go for bike rides...and umm...have sex a lot. And I'm only gonna drink the light, low carb beer from now on. Yep. Starting today. Healthy living. Right after I walk to the Phoenix Club and have a grilled cheese sandwich and cheese fries. Yep.

[anonymous]

GET NAKED AT BONNAROOO, NO NEED TO GET STILTH FOR ALL THE BONNAROOIANS, BECAUSE WELL, THEY JUST DON'T CARE:) DO IT FOR YOU, NOT BONNAROOO!