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[ri_ta]

Mark and I broke up.

-Because he stole my dad's car.

I'm not even kidding

Who else would this happen to?
Answer: Rita Paula Sosa

Comments

[jesuispirate989]

what a freak!!!

did you get it back?

[mseraphm]

How would you know, Mayer? You haven't been with anyone! Ooo, snap!!!

j/k. Yeah, I agree u_u

[anonymous]

Song: Hey Joe
Movie: Kill Bill
Flavour: Orange gummi bears
Colour of Jello: Red
"camping"
standing there with Briggy at cafe on the rock looking fly as a mother fucker
eager beaver. lmao
Do you like pot Rita? j/w