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[Yao] ;/ *is going to be a traditional girl and not give them anything until MARRIAGE*
*YongSoo throws rice over the floor and weeps as the flower petal falls
[Yao] i'll alwyas love you best ~
[YongSoo] Only because of our shotgun wedding. D8
[Yao] >> well you did agree to marry me BEFORE we found out.
*YongSoo snorts
[YongSoo] That was the libido talking, baby~
[YongSoo] Not completely, but Yao wasn't agreeing any other way.
[Yao] DDD8
[Yao] *BETRAYED*
[Feliciano] o.O
[Yao] *flees&
[YongSoo] Nuuuuu~
[YongSoo] I-I love you, aniki~
[YongSoo] You mean the most to me!
[Feliks] i bet u gon' show him yo' ankles yao.
[Yao] Not enough to marry me, apparently. ;______;
[Feliks] dirty girl. >:|
[YongSoo] But we are getting married, y/y? 8D;;
[YongSoo] She's not dirty, the ice cubes cleaned that up. ;P
[Yao] Only because you're forced!
[Yao] I could go marry Gau Chen--- what.
[Yao] No.
[Yao] We're not talking about those.
[YongSoo] Awww, no no no. You know I only want you.
[YongSoo] You're the WORLD to me.
[Yao] More lies!
[YongSoo] DAMMIT WOMAN. I'M SIMPLE. You keep pressing that and I'm going to agree I'm lying even though I'm not.
*YongSoo moodily crosses arms on an escalator
[Feliks] ...
*Feliks follows onto escalator?!
[YongSoo] Two going up~
*Feliks starts running down.
[Feliciano] Go Feliks, go!
[YongSoo] That's dangerous. You could...fall...
*Yao watches Yong Soo go backwards.
*Feliks falls!
*YongSoo catches!
*Trophy goes up the down escalator.
*Feliks slowly goes back up
[Feliks] ...er.
*Feliks is caught.
*Feliks smacks the emergency stop button.
*YongSoo smacks Feliks
[Feliks] ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY STAIRS.
[YongSoo] NO. Bad Feliks.
[Feliks] ...ow.
[Maarten] Sorry for the convenience?
*Yao joins a convent.
*Trophy trips up the stopped escalator.
*Yao oocly prods Yong Soo towards AIM.
*Katya returns to...madness again
[Feliciano] Madness?
[Yao] MADNESS?
[Yao] MADNESS?!
[Katya] .....
[Yao] THIS
[Yao] IS
[Katya] I walked right into this didn't I.
[Feliciano] PANCAKES!
[Yao] Highschool.
[YongSoo] SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[Yao] ].. YOU RUINED IT FELICIANO.
[Yao] ihu.
[Feliciano] >: Pancakes are awesome.
*Katya loves all of you
*YongSoo smacks Yao
[YongSoo] Bad aniki.
[Yao] ;____________
[Katya] ...Don't hurt your brother!
[Trophy] .... FLOWERS
[YongSoo] I'm not marrying you anymore! D:
*Yao sobs.
[YongSoo] I'll go and knock somebody else up. ;__;
*Yao sobs harder.
*Feliciano gives Yao a tissue
[YongSoo] (ha ha) But I didn't know what to reply with. Kinda thought somebody should faint right about now. |D
*YongSoo slides next to Katya
[YongSoo] How's it going~?
[YongSoo] Unless somebody wants to generswitch.
[Yao] ( just tell me then? xDD you want yao to faint?)
[YongSoo] *gender
*Yao dabs eyes with tissue.
[YongSoo] (Ohoho, I think that would be OOC, though.)
*Katya smiles at Yong Soo?
[Katya] It-s--fine?
[YongSoo] My brother became a sister and now I need comforting because she won't let me marry her.
[Katya] .......
[Feliciano] ...Isn't that incest?
*Katya looks at Yao, startled!
[YongSoo] It's not her fault! I simply...need comforting.
*Katya is more shocked at the genderswitch than the incest. Consider her siblings.
[Yao] ( true. does yong soo just want to like, work himself up so much he passes out? xD )
*YongSoo begins crying on Katya's chest
*Yao clears throat.
[YongSoo] [[ Sure, I'll pass out! :'D ]]
[Yao] Y-you got me pregnant and now you're leaving me alone!
[YongSoo] You said you didn't want to marry me!
*Katya pats Yong Soo comfortingly
[Katya] There now I'm sure everything will work out!
[Yao] ... YOU said you didn't want to marry ME!
[YongSoo] No, aniki! I want to!
[Yao] And you also struck me. ;;
[YongSoo] B-But you were getting mad at Feli.

[[ IT ALL STARTS HERE, REALLY... ]]

[Trophy] Wife beater!
[Feliciano] o.o
*Yao sobs.
*Katya le gasp of scandal!
*YongSoo pulls off his hanbok to reveal a skintight, white wife beater!
[Feliks] ffft
[Katya] ....
[Katya] Y-Yong Soo put your clothes back on...
[YongSoo] Make me a pie, woman!
[Feliks] ..that would look pretty nice on Yong Soo, actually.
*Yao hides behind Trophy.
[Feliks] *shuts up*
*YongSoo poses for Feliks
*Katya takes photographs for Elizaveta later. Sigh.
*YongSoo grabs Yao by hair and pulls her away
[Katya] ...
-> Matthew has joined universalhigh
[Katya] Th-that's cruel, Yong Soo!
*Yao claws at YongSoo's hands as he drags her away. "This isn't the stone ages, aru!"
*YongSoo glares red neck daggers at Katya
[YongSoo] Now you're going to make me my pie and clean my huntin' rifle.
*Yao dutifully makes YongSoo a pie.
[Katya] ...
*Katya cowers from glare
[Feliks] What kind?
*YongSoo sips his beer and watches a hockey game
[Yao] Blue berry, aru.
[YongSoo] At least you know, honey.
*YongSoo crumples beer can and throws it across the room
* Katya resists urge to throw it at him...
*Yao glares at YongSoo.
*Feliks flops on couch next to Yong Soo B|
[Katya] [ *has her moments of rebellion* ]
[YongSoo] How's it going, my man?
*YongSoo manslaps Feliks
[Yao] I'm not catering to him.
[Feliks] S'cool, s'cool, bro!
[Feliks] Whaddup with you?
[YongSoo] That pie better be done the next time you speak! D<
*Katya goes into the kitchen to comfort and assist Yao
[YongSoo] Oh you know, just keepin' mah wife in line. Women, man, women.
[YongSoo] They think they can run all over you!
[Feliciano] The cat's eating my pants again!
[Feliks] Word.
[Feliks] ...
*Yao hugs Katya, sobs.
*Katya hugs Yao back, pets gently
*Feliks throws a twinkie wrapper at Feliciano.
[YongSoo] Yeah? You gotta woman you hafta gedderdone?
[Feliks] Naaa, G, she split!
* Yao pushes away to finish making the pie.
*Katya offers to help making it?
[YongSoo] Sorry to hear, man. You'll find a new one in no time. Them women can't live without a real man 'round.
*Yao gratefully accepts the help.
*YongSoo pats Feliks and belches
-> Matthew changes nick to Rossiya
[Feliks] (oh shi--)
*Katya senses her brother. Years of practice.
[YongSoo] I don't smell no pie, woman!
*Katya MAKES PIE FASTER
[Trophy] [ run and hide while i make off with feliks's money ]
*Yao pets Katya's shoulder, helps make pie faster.
[Katya] [ haha how much money could feliks possibly have ]
[Feliks] [ enough to buy dresses you'd never manage in a thousand years, honey. ]
[Katya] [ ... just because my economy is having a lot of trouble is no reason to say things like that! ;_; ]
[Trophy] [ buyin' myself a trailer and movin' down south. souther. ]
[Feliciano] [ let's go to florida and disneyworld! ]
[Feliks] [ BITCH YOU CAN'T USE MY MONEY TO MAKE YOURSELF A HICK GET BACK HERE ]
[Trophy] [ NO WAY I STOLE THIS MOENY FAIR AND AQUARE IN THAT COURT CASE ]
*Yao serves da pie.
[Feliciano] PIE!
*Katya brings milk?
[YongSoo] And where's the fork? I know you better had cleaned some in that dishwasher. I didn't fix it for you to jus' leave it there!
*YongSoo snatches the milk
*Trophy has stolen all the forks.
*Trophy has also escaped out the window.
*YongSoo sends his hunting dogs on Trophy
* Trophy climbs a tree.
*Feliks just picks up the pie slice and shoves in mouth.
*Maarten wonders when this turned into Hetalia: A Very Special White Trash Edition
*Katya offers pie to brother? Appalledly ignores Feliks' manners
*Trophy believes it was when someone shouted 'Wife beater!'
*Yao slinks into the kitchen.
[YongSoo] Honey, get yer butt here.
*Maarten is glad to know this. sloooooowly slides away
*Yao goes to Yong Soo's side.
* YongSoo places her in his lap and feeds her some of her own pie
*Trophy wishes she had a man like that.
*Yao blinks at his and enjoys the pie.
* YongSoo waits until she's finished the pie and then tips her chin toward his
[YongSoo] Now feed me.
[Yao] ... Feed you?
[YongSoo] Yeah.
* Yao goes moves to get another slice of it.
*YongSoo licks his lips in excitement
*Katya goes and hides beside her brother
*Yao returns with a fresh piece of pie, attempts romantic feeding scene?
* YongSoo totally blotches it with ~MANLY~ slobber
*Yao is grossed out, wonders if it's possible to move out.
*Katya "eewwww"s and buries her face in Rossiya's sleeve
[YongSoo] I luv ya, honey. Couldn't get a better gal than you.
*YongSoo snuggles Yao
*Feliks falls asleep. Snores.
*Yao is stuck obviously, snuggles back.
[YongSoo] Brb. Unloading car, I think. D:
[Katya] Okay~
[Yao] mm'kay.
*Katya cleans up the kitchen or something, idk
*Yao plots to run away.
*Katya offers assistance. Is experienced at rebellion!
[YongSoo] Yao can't run away. She's stuck with YongSoo foreeeeeeever. Unfortunately. D:
[Katya] That's what my brata said...!
*Yao already has a suitcase packed.
*YongSoo slams fist down on suitcase.
[YongSoo] Where're you goin'?
[Yao] I'm leaving you, aru. I can't handle this anymore.
*Yao attempts to be assertive!
*Katya has a secod suitcase for Yao packed just in case..!
[Katya] second
*YongSoo stares at Yao, then at suitcase, and back to Yao
[YongSoo] Unpack. You won't make it anywhere without me.
[Yao] I've got Katya-chan to help me out, aru.
[YongSoo] Why you wanna leave?
[YongSoo] I have a nice trailer! We got a view of the commun'ty pool!
[Yao] Because people flash me in the pool, and you hit me, and... and you take me for granted!
*Katya silently cheers Yao on!
*YongSoo scratches ear and flicks away the ear wax caked onto his nail
[YongSoo] Honey, you dun' know what yer talkin' 'bout.
[YongSoo] That kid three trailers over may piss in the pool, but he don' flash you.
*YongSoo raises eyebrow at Yao
[YongSoo] Does he?
-> Matthieu has joined universalhigh
<- Guppy has left universalhigh
*Yao figits, picking absently at her threadbare clothing.
[YongSoo] Well? You ain't got nothin' t' say!
[Yao] A lot of the ones in there do... But that doesn't even matter, this isn't any enviroment to raise a child in!
[Matthieu] S'goin on guyyyz?
[Feliciano] [You know, I now have this horrible image of trailer park Yong Soo/Yao, and it's scary.]
[YongSoo] Sure can. Damn owner keeps leaving his kids to run 'round and steal gas.
[YongSoo] [[ I hope I'm living up to that horrid mental image. ]]
[Yao] [[ you are, you are. xDD]]
[Feliciano] [Yes times infinity.]
[Matthieu] [[Can I just say, thats a horrifying image]]
[YongSoo] [[ BDb ]]
[Feliciano] [Also, hi Matt! :D]
[Katya] [ Matthieu: Yao is a girl pregnant with Yong Soo's baby and they're...clearly in a trailer park ]
[Yao] [[ ... oh damn, we should actually probably move to the RP channel. ]]
[Katya] [ Hiiiii ]
[YongSoo] G-Good point...
[Matthieu] [[I think its time for Martalia! ]]
[Matthieu] [[*Maurtalia}}
*YongSoo copypasta wizards and moves to the RP channel

[[ IN THE RP CHANNEL... ]]

*Katya beat everyone here
[YongSoo] [[ YOU WERE ALREADY HERE. ]]
-> SirGil has joined universalhighrp
[Katya] [ I KNOW AHAHA ]
[Yao] It doesn't matter what the owner does, it's not what I want our child to see. *attempts to yank the suitcase out of his grip*
*YongSoo holds suitcase firm
[YongSoo] Jus' where do you plan on goin'? You can't jus' leave!
[Yao] I've been saving money up fo an apartment n the city, aru. *pulls HARDER* I could go get my GED and make something of myself!
[YongSoo] You can't raise a kid and get yet stupid GE-whatever!
*YongSoo leans in close to her
[Katya] [ *doesn't know if she's still part of this? haha* ]
[YongSoo] You need me, honey. You and me is a baked potato pie.
-> Feliks has joined universalhighrp
[Yao] [ katya ttly is. just step in when she feels she has to. ]
[YongSoo] [[ We always need more Katya. <3 ]]
[Yao] Other people can! *leans away*
[Yao] I could call the authorities on you.
[Katya] [ haha okay, idk when I'm being like "*injects self into everything*" :\ ]
-> Matthieu has joined universalhighrp
[Feliks] [ *ostensibly still passed out on the couch?* ]
[Yao] [xDD IS THIS REALLY THAT INTERESTING? ]
[Katya] [ WHY DO YOU THINK SHOWS LIKE JERRY SPRINGER ARE SO POPULAR? OF COURSE IT IS ]
[Matthieu] [ YES? 8D ]
*Feliks drools.
[YongSoo] You gonna call the authoritahs on me for what? For givin' you a place to stay?
[YongSoo] [[ *REALLY LOVES JERRY* Going for my eighteenth birthday, actually~ (*_*) ]]
[Katya] [ why on earth ]
[Matthieu] [[ SO JEALOUS D: ]]
[YongSoo] [[ It's the greatest show in existance. My dad just said keep a virgin and I'll take you. And after that, I'm going to Massachussettes to get married~ Maybe. ]]
[Katya] [ Married maybe? You don't know? ]
[Yao] For hitting me! You left marks all over!
[Yao] [ ;x i'd want to throw a chair on that show and see if everyone started rioting.. }
[YongSoo] [[ I'm going to flash somebody. Maybe. >D ]]
[YongSoo] Them ain't marks. Them be love spots.
*YongSoo presses on a bruise and then places a giant wet kiss there
[Katya] N-no, if you love someone you don't hurt them!
*Yao winces, steps back and slaps her hand across his face.
[Yao] You going to leave 'love spots' on your baby, too?
*YongSoo winces at slap, growls
[YongSoo] That's jus' for you, darlin'. But if yer implyin' I won't love my baby, then yer wrong.
[Feliks] [ OOH BIG WORD. ]
*Yao takes several steps back.
[Yao] You don't know what love is.
*YongSoo approaches her slowly, knocking stuff on the ground
[YongSoo] I have you. I know exactly what love is!
*Yao shakes slightly, trying to find something to use for protection.
[Yao] You don't know how to love!
*Katya wraps arms around Yao to shield her
*YongSoo looks at Katya
[YongSoo] Move.
[Katya] I won't!
[YongSoo] I said move!
*Yao cowers at the raised tone.
*Katya gives a challenging look, raises her chin
*YongSoo yanks Yao away, pulling on her arm with an intense pressure
[Katya] N-no!
[YongSoo] She ain't yer wife, toots.
[Katya] She shouldn't be yours.
[YongSoo] It don' concern you.
[YongSoo] She's all mine.
*Yao cries out, trying to beat his chest with her free hand.
[Katya] You
[Katya] ...
[Katya] You're hurting her!*
[YongSoo] She's fightin'. Of course it's gonna hurt.
[Katya] Then stop giving her reason to fight!
*Yao whimpers, stopping.
[Katya] [ *stands up to everyone BUT her brother, apparently* ]
*YongSoo cups Yao's chin and turns it toward him
[YongSoo] You don' wanna do this, honey.
*Yao sobs softly, trembling.
[Yao] Let go of me...
*YongSoo holds her chin firmly, biting his lip
[YongSoo] I ain't never lettin' you go.
*YongSoo kisses her chins softly, tugging her away from Katya
*Yao tries to stay near Katya, relents to him out of fear.
*Katya keeps hold of Yao's other hand stubbornly
[YongSoo] Honey, you ain't thinkin' clear. If you go to the city, yer gonna fail. And I won't be 'round to take care of you. You really want that for our baby?
[Katya] I will help her..!
[Yao] K-katya wll be with me...
[YongSoo] Toots, you couldn't help the damn Carolina Hurricaines win the NHL.
*YongSoo yanks harder
*Yao cries out, attempts to dig her nails into his arm.
*YongSoo hisses, slaps her hand away, and tries scooping her up by her stomach
[Katya] I've raised children since I was a child myself. I can help and I will..!
[YongSoo] You can help but she ain't goin' nowhere!
[Katya] If she wants to leave you have no right to stop her!
*Yao panics, kicking and clawing at him.
[Yao] I won't come back until you clean up your act!
*[YongSoo] Honey, I'm as clean as Martin Stewey's toilet! You ain't gonna find anythin' cleaner than this!
[ Yao] No you're not... You're filthy, you're abusive, you drink too much, and you never let me /rest/!
*Katya murmurs, You remind me of Ivan.
*YongSoo glares at Katya
[YongSoo] You got a problem with my drinkin' buddy?
*YongSoo returns attention to Yao, continuing to tug on her
[Katya] My brother is... well, then.
[Katya] That explains a lot.
[YongSoo] And you. I luv ya, but ya burn the pie, all ya do is complain! Livin' with you ain't much better.
*YongSoo licks the backside of Yao's neck
[YongSoo] And that's why you an' me are meant for each other.
[Katya] No one deserves someone who hurts them
*Yao snaps her hand back to her chest, shivering at the lick.
[Yao] I'm meant forsomeone better.
[YongSoo] No, hun. You an' me, we're gonna be together forever. That's what I tol' yer mama and damn golly I'll hold t' it.
[Katya] She doesn't have to stay anywhere she doesn't want to...!
*YongSoo groans as Katya speaks again
[YongSoo] She dun' know what she wants!
*Katya glares
[Katya] She knows what she wants better than you do!
[YongSoo] Well not too long ago, she wanted /this/. Oh, she wanted it /bad/.
[Katya] People can change their minds. God knows I changed mine.
[Yao] I never wanted you!
*Yao returns trying to break his hold.
[Yao] You coaxed me into it, then /had/ to marry me!
*YongSoo runs hand through hair and some dandruff falls out
[YongSoo] ...I need you.
*YongSoo looks at Yao seriously
*Yao can feel her resolve weakening.
[Yao] But you hurt me...
<- Matthieu has disconnected (Ping timeout)
*YongSoo searches for cigarettes behind couch - needs a long smoke and drink about now
*YongSoo finds cigarettes and moves out to porch.
[YongSoo] You wanna leave, leave. I don' give a damn anymore.
*Katya takes Yao's hand again, gently
*YongSoo pops open the first bottle of Bud
*Yao glances down at her bruising hands, making tiny fists.
*YongSoo throws bottle caps at kids running along
[Yao] ... I don't want to lose him.
*Katya gently
[Katya] Did you ever really have him?
*YongSoo gets aggravated at the kids for yelling at him and throws the half-empty bottle them
*Yao goes silent. Grabs her suitcases and gives a tiny shake of her head.
[Yao] He won't get any better if I go...
[Katya] He won't get better if you stay, either.
*Katya doesn't admit to speaking from experience
*Yao gives a tiny nod, standing a little straighter.
[Yao] ... I don't want my baby in this environment, aru.
[Katya] I understand...
*Yao glances towards the door.
[Yao] ... Lets go.
*YongSoo is still on the porch and hears the door opening, looks over
*Yao waddles out, keeping the bags clenched in her fists - she's willing to fight for this freedom.
[Yao] I'll come back to you when you're well.
*Katya follows her
*YongSoo puffs out his smoke and runs a hand up his forehead, just motions for her to leave
*Yao ducks her head, feeling her face burn and the tears threaten to fall. But she walks by none the less.
*YongSoo watches her leave - it's the last time he'll see her, after all
[YongSoo] Aww, dammit.
*YongSoo rubs eye in sleeve
*Yao sets her bags in the car, rubs at her eyes and leans against it for a moment.
[YongSoo] [[ ...I am internally headdesking. Yong Soo's really not such a bastard. ;o; ]]
[Katya] [ XD <3 ]
[Feliks] [ rofl am i still on the couch. ]
[YongSoo] [[ Noooo. Because...abuse? YONG SOO? He's so loyal, he'd never raise a hand. (hides under many covers) ]]
[YongSoo] [[ Yong Soo will soon be dead drunk alongside him. :|b ]]
[Feliks] [ what are man-buddies good for if not passing out on your furniture ]
[Yao] [[ xDD it was just for the lulz. ]
[YongSoo] [[ Y-Yes, but you weren't the son-of-a-bitch character. (pets Yong Soo) ]]
[Yao] [[ *gives him happily pregnant Yao to cuddle and fawn over?* }
[YongSoo] [[ Yush. <333 ]]
[Yao] {{ ;/ we could have this have an epicly happy ending~?}}
[Feliks] [ YAO ENDS UP WITH KATYA, YONG SOO WITH FELIKS GOGOG-- *goes back to reading textbook.* ]
[YongSoo] [[ Wouldn't make sense making it happy. Drunk!Yong Soo will just get on Feliks thinking he's Yao and therein lays the tragedy. |D ]]
[Yao] [ ;/ true. ]
[Feliks] [ YONG SOO, EN'TCHU EVA READ A YAOI ]
[Feliks] [ rape ends in love. that's how it works. ]
[Yao] [ either that or rape ends n yong soo beng all, 'oh sh- *goes to AA*' ]
[Feliks] [ feliks so sxxy he brake yo car. ]
[YongSoo] [[ And then comes back in a 180 with regular Yong Soo and Yao just wants to get rid of him. |D;;; ]]
[Katya] [ o_o ]
[YongSoo] [[ "I ain't never thought a man could bend like /that/." *stares up at wall and bitchslaps Feliks' butt* ]]
[Feliks] [ ....*dead.* XDDD ]
[Yao] [ xDDD ohgod. ]
[YongSoo] [[ "My ex-wife had dark hair." *shoves black wig to Feliks* ]]
[Yao] [ aksdalkjh xDDDDDDDD! ]
[Feliks] [ ..that would look grody. ;| ]
[Katya] [ ewww ]
[YongSoo] [[ Feliks is a cross-dresser. He could wear a ~CHINA DRESS~ Yao forgot to pack. ]]
[Feliks] [ Yao too fat. Wide at hips. *talk2dahand.* ]
[YongSoo] [[ You'll fit in it unless you want Yong Soo to ask Ivan for help to fit you in it. ]]
[Feliks] [ I-- aw D8. ]



~B.T.A. Ria-Chan makes a damn good redneck