last night had to be one of the oddest nights of my entire life. everything started out decent, and i had no reason to suspect that what happened later in the evening would come to pass
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oh, did i tell you about the satellite uplink i have to the webcam that is in the back of my truck bed? you all *thought* i didn't have a camera with me last night, but really, would i hang out with a bunch of worthless whores like you, and your even lamer friends, riccer, for any other reason than monetary or socialclimbing games? i'm rollin in the cash after that performance last night.
oh wait, one more reason - partially is just to make friends with a shitty dj that can play my even shittier music, so i can become a star in this sad excuse for a city, and of course, to get off inflating your ego because you think everyone wants to fuck you because you are some dj. whatever, bitch. i'm gonna go back to my harem of juicy 12 year olds that i have here now. off with you.
oh, so that's how it's going to be. i tried to be your friend once, until you kept coming on to me every time i saw you in public ... begging me to let you have a 'piece'. i forgave you for that incident, but you may not recall because you were so inebriated.
after that, i even became your sponsor at the AA meetings, because in *one* of the instances when i had to hold your fake-ass hair out of your face when you were in the midst of praying to the 'porcelin god', you begged me to try and clean the junkie out of you. well, 'd'ethany, no more. i'm sick of your games, and sick of you as well.
i hope you enjoy your 12 year olds, because i have a harem of 10 year olds of my own. the younger the better, they say. and know this: i will always deny your perverse sexual advances. take your long island fairy and fuck off.
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i want a cut of the money you made for the video last night, or i will ruin you politically!
After waiting four hours in the emergency room to get my ass stitched back up, I came home to find that my dogs had broke down the fence in the kitchen shat all over my house. I get no sleep, spend an hour cleaning up shite, and have to come into work with crutches. Not having a broken leg or sprained ankle, which would be noticable, I had to figure out an excuse to tell instead of Swamp-Thing's dildo ripping my ass to shreads (thank you very much). So as(s) far as everybody knows at work, I have a flaming case of hemroids (the only reason they bought that is because I called in sick the day before
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i am so touched that you appreciated my redbull enema. i don't service just anyone like that. it is really special to me and i don't share that gift without intense amounts of unbridled passion. the only appropriate return of my gift to you would be to have you open up and channel the great songwriting spirits of milli vanilli into your own. how did you know? it must be that telepathic link. i have wanted to be both Rob and Fab, unified into one being all my life. it is that very cosmic entity whom i model myself after. i am touched. wow...how you could you have known?
just an aside - as for your ass, i must apologize if i was a little rough, next time i will use the silicone replica of the zebra cock, which is a few sizes smaller than the rubber horse cock i busted out last night, that might have been a little harsh for a beginner.
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oh wait, one more reason - partially is just to make friends with a shitty dj that can play my even shittier music, so i can become a star in this sad excuse for a city, and of course, to get off inflating your ego because you think everyone wants to fuck you because you are some dj. whatever, bitch. i'm gonna go back to my harem of juicy 12 year olds that i have here now. off with you.
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after that, i even became your sponsor at the AA meetings, because in *one* of the instances when i had to hold your fake-ass hair out of your face when you were in the midst of praying to the 'porcelin god', you begged me to try and clean the junkie out of you. well, 'd'ethany, no more. i'm sick of your games, and sick of you as well.
i hope you enjoy your 12 year olds, because i have a harem of 10 year olds of my own. the younger the better, they say. and know this: i will always deny your perverse sexual advances. take your long island fairy and fuck off.
ps.
i want a cut of the money you made for the video last night, or i will ruin you politically!
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just an aside - as for your ass, i must apologize if i was a little rough, next time i will use the silicone replica of the zebra cock, which is a few sizes smaller than the rubber horse cock i busted out last night, that might have been a little harsh for a beginner.
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