Erm here we go: Star-chan, here's the Caesar/Joseph fanfic~ It's a bit PG-13, nothing too... y'know. XD
At the luxurious hotel at St. Moniz, our heroes Joseph and Caesar dropped their luggage as they settled down into their shared room.
Joseph looked around appreciatively. “Rooms here are nice too,” he began, before he shifted his attention to more attentive matters. “My bed!” he hollered, and possessively jumped on the bed of his choice.
Caesar sighed at his companion’s usual antics, and sat on the bed that was left.
Joseph sighed contentedly and rolled over on the bed, relishing in the soft and silky bedcovers. “Ahh, Comfy...”
“Don’t get too comfortable,” Caesar curtly replied. “We leave for Car and Wham’s fortress tomorrow.”
Joseph narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips thoughtfully. “Caesar," he replied, "You seriously need to chill... Ooh, look! Bed mints!”
“JoJo!” shouted Caesar. “You're dealing with creatures who are responsible for the brutal murders of our family, our friends! Aren’t you concerned about avenging them? Their honor?”
Joseph finally sat up, gritting his teeth in irritation. In his view, Caesar had been a wet blanket throughout the entire drive to Switzerland. “Don't talk about avenging the honor of people that are already dead!! Dumb bastard!!” he exploded. “Don't you --”
Joseph didn’t get a chance to finish his sentence. Caesar was up like a shot and pinned him down on his bed. Joseph looked up and was shocked to find his companion’s face contorted in pure rage. “That’s enough, JoJo!!” snarled Caesar, squeezing hard on Joseph’s wrists.
Joseph glared back at Caesar with wide, angry eyes. “What do you think you’re doing?! This won’t ch--”
“Shut up!” Caesar released the wrists and grabbed Joseph by the jacket, shaking him fiercely.
“Idiot, let go!!” Joseph growled, grabbing Caesar by the collar and pulling him down. What resulted then was a battle for dominance as they wrestled, pushed and shoved. Suddenly there came the feverish rubs and touches, with bodies twisting and grinding. Then somehow in the scuffle, they ended up face to face, bumping noses before their mouths crashed together, furiously sucking and biting with puffy lips and flushed cheeks. Within all that angry heat, they felt themselves melt into each other, feeling pleasant hot tingles that ran all over.
Finally, they pulled apart, with Caesar sitting up while Joseph remained flat on the messy covers. In the stewing silence, all that could be heard was their ragged, heavy breathing. After a while they placidly wiped at the moisture on their mouths and chins. With that, it seemed that the rage from earlier had suddenly vanished.
When Caesar at last came to his senses, he looked at Joseph anxiously. After that messy episode, he wondered what his companion was feeling: Shock? Anger? Disgust? Then, after a pause, Joseph sat up and looked up Caesar with a blink, a squint, and a slight tilt of the head. After giving his chin one last wipe, he finally asked, “...What were we fighting about again?”
Caesar looked on in shock, feeling a small smile of disbelief creeping on his features. Then he shrugged and settled back down beside Joseph in bed. He’d make himself a little comfy there, for now.
The End XD