Valantine's day is evil

[rice_n_chives]

Like my title? Well I don't give a shit! Valantine's day is a holiday created by corporations to promote their diamonds, porno and chocolate candy hearts. Now I know you're thinking "well duh" but there's more to it, because at the head of all those corporations and subliminal messages lurks an even darker evil. That's right you guessed it, it's

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[mc_soy]

I nominate this for post of the year. Any future posts made by this guy will be held to this standard as criteria for ultimate quality.

Congrats! You've been promoted from Jack cool all the way up to pre-Tekken 4 Jin Kazama cool. Just a little bit more and maybe you might be as cool as Hwoarang, maybe even Kazuya. But not Dr. B. Nobody's cooler than the cripple.

[whatinthehell]

I didn't get laid tonight either! wooo!

[rice_n_chives]

still won't save you

[fiercefoxy]

Why do you carry a box of condoms around in your pocket?

[rice_n_chives]

Why not?