"wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................."
SPLAT

that was the sound of me falling for zach
falling hard

it's like my love life is a zanny sitcom

is chemistry enough to make a relationship with someone whom you have nothing in common with?

he wants to go on non-dates

nothing
nothing in common

office romances - bad
valentines - good

today was arsen's last day at the coffee shop ( Read more... )

all i want in life is a car that doesn't die every two days

and to be able to listen to the song "brain" by the jungle brothers

but apparently that's not in the universe's plans for me

on wednesdays, the airpots are 70% more likely to explode all over me

wednesdays, incidentally, are the only days i don't wear a uniform to work

new years resolutions ( Read more... )

i can outsmoke big men
but 2 glasses of wine and i am
drunkity drunk drunk drunk

where are stinging nettles when you need them?

fuck wamu.com