The real deal on college

[ricepattie]

So I've been silent for a while, but it's time that my words be read by the populace, lest I be judged dead and outdated. College life makes me sick. Literally. I have a nasty bacterial infection in my throat and my wisdom teeth are coming in, ripping my gums open. Lovely, isn't it? I have a fever and have to take, on average, eleven pills a day.

Comments

[antisocialxgrl]

Yeeaahhh, that's what I'm talking about.

[carneliantopaz]

I need your FUCKING ADDRESS you BLASTED GAYMAN! Oh yeah...have fun don't forget to shower and brush your teeth...and get banged every so often. Love you!

[ricepattie]

I can't have sex while I'm up here, you silly squirrel. I have my lovely Steve waiting for me in Boston. Have you been sleeping this whole time?

Tyrone Evans II
Box 510
Hamilton College
198 College Hill Road
Clinton, NY 13323