Where do you draw the line between being a nice guy and needing to help out yourself for once instead of others?

I had a terrible set last night. why do audience members like it when you tell them how much you hate them and that they make me reconsider everything in my life. Yet any joke you tell all they want to do is smile. I am going to actually get a job soon because I have nothing better to do than drink on the weekdays with buddies and play baseball ( Read more... )

I finally told my parents I smoke they didn't take it so well.

peter just sucker punched me and then hit me in the face like 3 times after i jokingly called him out on something then after the sucker punch fake fought with him but it wasn't fake to him!

ummmmmm much more weird things happened I don't know if it really happened

Ok so 60 minutes did a thing on child prodigies and they did one on this 7 year old who wins pro video game tournaments and thats really cool but yahoo has to allow the 1/4 of the people in the us who are retarded to state how they feel ( Read more... )

this is a list of things that make me cry ( Read more... )

I'm 1 and 0 so far so be ready for it because Im gonna kick your butts all you kids at the clue party!

and i found my online one so im just going to get some super practice in

I kicked kick the cans butt ( Read more... )

I only made it through maybe a a few minutes of walk the line when it comes to the scene where his father is yelling at him after his brothers death and i could help myself and screamed out DAMNIT SCULLY THIS ISNT AN X FILE ( Read more... )

Me and Nicole broke up but its cool I'm totally over her