vid: Rollin' with Bennet (get down with your WASP-y self)

Sep 10, 2008 04:26

God, I can't believe I did this.  ALL NIGHT.  OMGWTFBBQ??asdfg

title: Rollin' with Bennet (get down with your WASP-y self)
song: Rollin' with Saget
artists: Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone f/ Bob Saget
fandom: Heroes
vidder: ricestorm
warnings: violence, strong language used by Bob Saget.
summary: The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater.

YouTube. Copyright infringement! :/  But MediaFire is up (updated 09/10/11)

So here's the original song and video: Rollin' with Saget.  If you didn't hear, he has a dirty mouth.  I've been watching that thing since the Comedy Central Roast was on TV, so maybe it was only a matter of time before I forcibly melded the occasionally creepy WASP dad on Heroes with the nascently creepy WASP dad on Full House.  As I said, I spend all night on a vidding bender (SHAME SHAME SHAMES OF THE NATION), and I'm not even sure if it's still funny anymore.  Fuck it.  Anyway I might photoshop HRG's head onto Weird Al's later and use that as a poster.

Have you ever had one of those nights
that started off so damn good, no fights no fuss
It's understood that when you to to the bar
(Man, we ain't leavin 'til those girls in the car)
Well this night started off just like that
Except Jamie's in the driver's seat, Saget's in the back
(We rollin on 20's to the club, pull up front)
(Saget's in the backseat, rollin a blunt)
(*coughing*) Valet opens up the door to park the car
The bouncer at the front don't wanna let us in the bar
Bob says {"Here, let me show him some affection"}
(Then he walked up, wound up, cold clock decked him)
Started screamin for that bitch to respect him
Next thing you know we're in the V.I.P. section
(When crew runs deep like this you wanna brag it)
"Who you rollin with?" (Man) I'm rollin with Saget~!

[Chorus]
"Who you rollin with?" {*vocal scratch: "Bob Saget"*}
{Numero uno - nobody does it better}
"Who you rollin with?" {*vocal scratch: "Bob Saget"*}
Illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater

[Verse 2]
Now the night's young but e'rybody's gettin tipsy
(Bob's in the booth with a chick from Poughkeepsie)
He's orderin the Dom Perignon, just drink it from the bottle
(Makin plans to leave the club with three models)
That's when DMX and 50 Cent walked in
(Bob stood up and said) {"Who are you again?"}
At first all they did was stand around and stare
('Til X pushed Bob and 50 hit him with a chair)
He's in a cardigan, khaki, shoes and no socks
{"You want hardcore motherfuckers?"} Pulled out a GLOCK~!
{"I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock"}
{"And a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox"}
Now everybody threw their hands in the ay-urr
(Bob is drunk with a gun and he just don't cay-urr)
We on the flo', he's on the table now, firin shots
(Paris Hilton's on the cell phone, callin the cops!)
(He blow the coke off the tip of his gun)
{"Bob Saget, bitch, you better AX someone!"}

[Chorus]

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