Have you guys seen that SpeeDee oil change commercial where the woman has trouble starting her car, and the older male on a non sport bike approaches her? For some reason, it urked me ( Read more... )

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I discovered Brightons Public Library the other day. It's sweet, they have so many movies and stuff! So I'm in there, signing up for a card and getting some things. The two main desk workers (I assume to be Greek) were difficult to understand. However, it looked like they were doing the best they could. Plus, they were around my moms age. I dont ( Read more... )

As of today, my girlfriend and I have been going out for 6 months. Kind of scary; this is my longest relationship. Also the furthest one I've ever been in. Some people think I'm crazy, but I'm happy. 3.5 hours is fucking far haha, but it's good. She can focus on school, I can focus on work...we both sort of have a social life (her more than me) but ( Read more... )

tequila rain friday night...anyone wanna go?

is anyone watching criminal minds right now? i'm very impressed with James Van Der Beek, playing a schizophrenic dude. its gotta be tough to change your voice instantaneously and keep acting ( Read more... )

My day was..well a bit more interesting than usual ( Read more... )

Da Bears have broken my heart. I watched the Super Bowl with my gf, who btw made AMAZING wings...oh man, i thought my ass was going to be on fire all night. Thankfully it wasnt. I'm alway embarrassed to fart in front of women. Ok well not all women...but most women ( Read more... )

I've been trying to get out more. However, after noticing my budget and coming to the realization that if I stick to my budget, I will be in the Negative Zone every month; I have realized that I need to be extra cautious about spending money ( Read more... )